Yes That Paul

Dude, it's a miracle when a movie gets made at all right now. If Netflix is willing to pay for your movie, you make your movie for Netflix.

The statement "Bill Clinton is to Donald Trump what a couch is to JD Vance" was not in my 21st century bingo card, but here we are.

I don't understand how visually bland and performatively morose equals "for kids", but it's a choice.

They look like they just realized every single Zelda fan film has more visual style than what they're in.

I have no interest in absolving her, but I can appreciate her role in tearing apart the forces destroying our civilization.

We Close At 6 Hard to be a night owl these days

So we're calling this midblogging, right?

Well, I was going to go fix your problem, but you're already at 10.1K now... So I followed you anyway.

Ultimately, politics isn't about addition or subtraction. Politics is supposed to be about basic grouping, but it's currently about division.

Treating politics like it's a sport has been perverting our government for decades, and we need to get out of that mentality, or we're done.

Man, they even still have MSN messenger

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I think @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social said it best. youtube.com/watch?v=nu6C...

Yeah. If you're doing the presidency correctly, its actually a very limiting position. She'd be kneecapping herself.

I have a feeling it's going to involve:

A) Baby play
B) Incest
C) Beastiality (my guess is a dolphin, but lobsters aren't off the table)
D) The Elder God Cthulu

This has been playing in my head non-stop for hours

Yeah wait. So by this reporting, the people who understand the basics of Bond continuity the least are the people currently in charge of Bond continuity.

Were we confused when Craig's Bond got his license to kill after decades of five other actors bandying it about with gleeful abandon? No.

And that's completely ignoring the fact that losing a guaranteed ally on City Council if Chi wins isn't exactly helpful to his platform.

My guessis Mamdani isn't super interested in being seen as trying to use his victory to usurp the party.

Like him or not, Zohran now has to work with Hakeem, and immediately sending his good friend to take Jeffries' job isn't exactly an extended hand.

Looking forward to the Cheap Little Pen You Thought Wrote Better Because The Notepad You Left In The Room Is Made Of Unreasonably Good Paper Advent Calendar

I think you nailed it the first time

Oh my God THEY MELTED HIM DOWN

It's a question we've all asked or been asked. Turns out there actually is an answer.

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On the other hand, it's important to remember that hey, at least you're not lying down on a throw rug at Costco, letting out orgasmic moans on repeat for all to hear. Compared to your thing, that would be truly mortifying.

This is the dual edged sword of social anxiety as it was the thing that convinced you you needed to participate in this conversation you weren't involved in in the first place and also the voice in your head berating you for infiltrating a conversation you had no business being in.

If you're lucky, they won't notice and you can silently take your coffee inside and urgently ask the barista to make your pastry a to-go order with the excuse that there aren't any tables available, even though you definitely saw three as you passed by.

The fun with ADHD is that sometimes your proximity filter fails to activate, and if you're not paying attention, that can lead to you responding to a conversation taking place at the table next to yours as if you were a part of it.

Kike went full Yamcha last night, and we should thank him for his service.

When you literally work so much of the day you don't even have time for meal prep, it adds up.

And between a lot of companies pushing employees to do off-the-clock overtime and rental prices forcing workers to make upwards of ninety minute commutes each way, these cases only become more common.

It's AI-generated, so don't expect too much from it.

Wouldn't be the first New Yorker to move to Florida after ealizing he wasn't welcome there anymore.

Ooh, you could be a panic room old person, shouting from the security cams.