they/them jester on retainer

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Officer repeatedly seen on camera in DC crackdown shows Trump agents' impunity US Park Police officer Patrick O’Hanlon isn’t unique in his behavior. He just got caught.

The US Park Police have become increasingly involved in DHS's unjust and violent immigrant terror campaign, as The Handbasket previously reported. With the increase in DC-area parkway traffic stops, it appears the relationships remains strong.

Families of DC-area immigrant drivers snatched by feds stuck with tow bill Elected officials and activists note work vehicles removed lightning fast, resulting in hundreds in fees.

NEW—US Park Police w/ DHS officers near DC are increasingly pulling over Black and brown men, leaving their work vans on the side of the parkway + immediately calling a local towing company to take them. Families who just lost their breadwinner are stuck with the bill.

@melbuer.bsky.social reports:

the guys and i have noticed you festering lately. do you need a safe space to burst?

still marveling at the Democratic party's excuse for folding, "they weren't going to give up, so we had to!"

inspiring stuff

US senators will say anything. "Standing up to donald trump gave him more power." No it didn't. That isn't true.

Paulie Walnuts holding up a palm as if to say “ey, take it easy”

ey, take it easy. i just found out they ain’t selling De Cecco in America no more. i’m hurtin here

Ramallah, November 11, 2025-A 13-year-old Palestinian boy died today, one month after Israeli forces attacked his family while they were harvesting olives. Aysam Jihad Labib Naser, 13, was harvesting olives with his family around 10 a.m. on October 11 in the Wadi Aziz area on Jabal Qamas in Beita, south of Nablus in the northern occupied West Bank, when Israeli soldiers heavily bombarded the area with tear gas and fired several tear gas canisters toward Aysam, causing him to choke severely and collapse, according to documentation collected by Defense for Children International - Palestine. A nearby nurse examined Aysam, noting he had a very weak pulse and was not breathing, and performed cardiopulmonary resuscitation. An ambulance, which had been stationed close by in case of Israeli settler attacks, brought Aysam to the Beita Emergency Center, where doctors resuscitated his heart using a defibrillator, then Aysam was transferred to Al-Watani Governmental Hospital in Nablus. The next day, Aysam was transferred to An-Najah National University Hospital. Aysam remained in critical condition in the cardiac intensive care unit until he died on November 11 around 6 p.m. "Aysam should have been able to pick olives with his family in peace, and instead Israeli forces targeted him and his family with deadly force," said Ayed Abu Eqtaish, accountability program director at DCIP. "Targeting a child who poses absolutely no threat to a soldier's life is shockingly routine for Israeli soldiers, who are never held accountable for killing Palestinian children." Israeli settlers have been attacking Palestinian families harvesting olives in the northern occupied West Bank, frequently accompanied by the Israeli military. Three Israeli military vehicles entered the area where Aysam and his family were harvesting olives around 10 a.m. on October 11. The soldiers dismounted around 300 meters (984 feet) away and shouted through loudspeakers that everyone was ordered to evacuate the area w…

New — Israeli forces just killed this Palestinian boy.

Last month, he and his family were harvesting olives. Soldiers bombarded them with tear gas, making him collapse.

He was in critical condition until today.

He is the 47th kid killed by Israeli soldiers and settlers in the West Bank this year.

This is one of the single greatest books about the Civil Rights Movement I have ever read, full stop. If you haven’t read it, you need to go to the library right this moment, and if yours doesn’t have it you should ask them to get it.

"I'm happy to say I was wrong about him." - my partner on enjoying Shakespeare as an adult

Perfect.

I really try to not shame individuals for believing lies that a large segment of the population consistently falls for but what on earth did you expect

I really don't understand republicans who complain about the cost of healthcare. So much of this is your fault???

nobody on earth wishes you more harm than the people in power and their financial backers

The medbeds theory is idiotic, but it's also heartbreaking. Many MAGA believers have refused medical treatment because they believe one day Trump or Q or NESARA will release medbed tech that will restore their health in minutes. These delusions will only be encouraged now.

I see lots of people pointing out that this is a lie and even Ted Cruz knew it was a lie and Trump already threatened ABC again, and yes, yes, yes... THAT'S WHAT THEY DO. They lie.

BUCK: welcome to Monday Night Football going out across the fractured and shattered united states. we'd especially like to welcome our newest viewers from the greater Omaha Demilitarized Zone who are joining us courtesy of the warlord Lord Bones, the Water Prophet.
AIKMAN: Tremendous warlord, Joe.

*Lumineers voice* MEANS TESTING IS THE WAY

Happy New Year from Emily Pettit:

while progressive issues appear to poll well with a broad swath of the american electorate, that's not true if you use these new kinds of numbers we just made up

impossible to parody

Idk how to nicely say "we're only doing this because you thought it needed to be done and you have had final approval on this for multiple years"

COVID has been a real boon for the workforce's control freaks who now enjoy a second, third, and fourth chance to gatekeep annual updates to their own projects due to a sweet, sweet confluence of ego mania and memory loss

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At 5 pm today, students of conscience at Boston University liberated the George Sherman Union, renaming it the Anas Al-Sharif Union.

With all the divisiveness in politics today I thought it would be nice to launch a new website that affirms something we can all agree on: a staggering number of Republicans are pedophiles. pedoconservatives.com