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I am an upper-echelon cat burglar - **no DMs** Nescire, Nolle, Cavere, Garrire.

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04.08.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2100    ๐Ÿ” 228    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20
Old illustration of Aeneas and the Sybil approaching the 3-headed dog Cerberus at the entrance to Hades. The Sybil reaches out towards the middle head of the beast, offering a round cake (which is a honey cake laced with drugs to make it pass out so they can get by). Caption reads: CAN I PET THAT DAWG? (Note: the tail of the beast is 3 serpents, but the illustration style makes the heads of the snakes looks like angry ducks.)

Old illustration of Aeneas and the Sybil approaching the 3-headed dog Cerberus at the entrance to Hades. The Sybil reaches out towards the middle head of the beast, offering a round cake (which is a honey cake laced with drugs to make it pass out so they can get by). Caption reads: CAN I PET THAT DAWG? (Note: the tail of the beast is 3 serpents, but the illustration style makes the heads of the snakes looks like angry ducks.)

03.08.2025 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Green Gobbler Hair Grabber Drain Snake - 5 Pack (Great for Sink & Shower Clogs) - Amazon.com Green Gobbler Hair Grabber Drain Snake - 5 Pack (Great for Sink & Shower Clogs) - Amazon.com

These things are *amazing* at clearing drains! I have long hair that sheds a lot, so I get hair clogs pretty quickly, despite doing my best to keep hair from going down the drain. I use one about once every 4-6 weeks for regular maintenance but it works really well on major clogs too!

31.07.2025 07:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Side question: wondering if you have read the recent book "The Craft of Tubal Cain: Traditional Witchcraft and the Legacy of Robert Cochrane" by Kenneth Johnson and, if so, what you thought of it? ๐Ÿ’—

30.07.2025 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you so much for the offer! I don't think we can send files via DM but I might be wrong. I do have a cpl of these, but only 2 of the 6.

27.07.2025 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If only all these were still in print! It's a shame they aren't.

27.07.2025 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sing, however badly. Play an instrument, even if a pair of spoons and if you can't keep rhythm. Paint and sketch, no matter how good (or not) you may be.
Create art for the sake of creating art.
You won't be graded. It's not an exam you can fail.
It's simply food for your soul.

26.07.2025 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

That tiny fireplace is doing nothing to quell my largely repressed consumerist desires. It's so cute!

26.07.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, nice! I bet that smells divine!

26.07.2025 08:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
deer: i am both dumber and smarter than you think
do not estimate me

deer: i am both dumber and smarter than you think do not estimate me

25.07.2025 02:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I saw somebody on TikTok using the word 'slopper' as a slur for people who use ChatGPT, and that's a thing we should start doing.

24.07.2025 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4364    ๐Ÿ” 1150    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56    ๐Ÿ“Œ 82

Oop. Guess we know now...

24.07.2025 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can forgive people and still keep them out of your house.

๐Ÿ’™- your Bluesky mom

21.07.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Dante is anything to go off (questionable...), Labubus are headed for the 4th circle of Hell. I'd say Greed is the closest analogue for their foundational sin, at least since just being butt-ass ugly didn't rank for old Alighieri. Lafufus, though, would be worse, landing in the 8th Fraud circle.

23.07.2025 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone else on another platform just said the same thing, so I'm gonna go with that. Thank you!!

23.07.2025 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
IT'S EXACTLY 100 DAYS TILL HALLOWEEN
(THE "100" IS MADE OF A BUTCHER KNIFE STUCK INTO A TABLE AND TWO JACK O' LANTERNS)

IT'S EXACTLY 100 DAYS TILL HALLOWEEN (THE "100" IS MADE OF A BUTCHER KNIFE STUCK INTO A TABLE AND TWO JACK O' LANTERNS)

๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป GUESS WHAT, EVERYONE? ๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽƒ

23.07.2025 13:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 202    ๐Ÿ” 63    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

jubilee is just a YouTube channel for platforming fascist influencers, right?

23.07.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 440    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

Heilung and Wardruna!

23.07.2025 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"i asked grok" "I asked chatgpt" well I asked HAL and he refused to write my essay and locked me out of the spaceship

23.07.2025 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 85    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Usha is complicit until proven otherwise.

23.07.2025 17:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 22.07.2025 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 167    ๐Ÿ” 42    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nothing is worse than a labubu.

23.07.2025 15:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Endorsements incoming from yacht-sinking orcas, the Oceangate sub, and the Coldplay kiss cam.

22.07.2025 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yesterday Malcolm-Jamal Warner, today Ozzy. Who'll be #3?

22.07.2025 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Awesome, thank you! My day job is in perfumery, so finding old sources like this is always fun! There are all kinds of hidden gems in books like these.

21.07.2025 20:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What book is this from, if I may ask? Looks intriguing!

21.07.2025 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doable. There's an aromachemical called Cadaverine that would 100% do the trick. Add Putrescine for extra rot.

21.07.2025 07:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ยฟPor quรฉ no los dos?

21.07.2025 07:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not crying you're crying!

21.07.2025 07:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I believe that's would be an grate Ameri-ca'at novel

21.07.2025 07:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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