@muyrando.bsky.social
This is a joke account. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:iuhhxvswn7mk2zvgokarrofi/lists/3lbdsmcyrhl2h
Just like grandma said..In a world where you can be anything. Don't be a dumbass.
23.02.2026 04:16 β π 52 π 11 π¬ 4 π 0I do not give a shit if bluesky is relevant. It's better for me personally if it is not. I'm not here for relevance. I'm here for dick jokes and existential crises.
23.02.2026 02:48 β π 67 π 7 π¬ 2 π 0Someone make a joke about the BAFTA guy being at the State of the Union address.
23.02.2026 02:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No discourse for me, thanks.
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22.02.2026 05:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They're going to Weekend at Bernie's him for at least a few days.
22.02.2026 05:06 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0All right, time to eat pizza.
22.02.2026 03:32 β π 13 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0Two things can be true at once:
1) I'm a big dumb idiot.
B. I'm stupid as hell.
The mega dino nuggies are real and they're fantastic.
21.02.2026 19:21 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0*phone call*
Every conservative event organizer: Hey, Bob, guess what? We need you to make another appearance.
A completely exhausted Kid Rock: Please, isn't there anyone else? I have a family!
Organizer: Lol, no.
Fixing to do some day drinking, so random song lyrics incoming.
20.02.2026 19:04 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Yes I know them, we went to Twitter together.
21.09.2023 13:27 β π 6624 π 2281 π¬ 21 π 61Slumbermaxxing π΄
20.02.2026 03:43 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Your trauma and my trauma just wouldn't get along.
20.02.2026 02:00 β π 87 π 27 π¬ 2 π 1they are gonna throw me in the slammer for the βcrimeβ of eating my delicious toothbrush
20.02.2026 02:07 β π 50 π 7 π¬ 0 π 0You gild the lily, I gleam the cube. We are not the same.
20.02.2026 02:19 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Saw an inspirational quotes calendar on clearance, thought of you.
20.02.2026 00:51 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah, I feel bad for the little monkey, but have you seen what the big, hairless ones do to each other?
19.02.2026 23:31 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A white pitbull mix and a grey pitbull snuggled up on a couch.
A white pitbull mix and a grey pitbull snuggled up on a couch.
They don't mind each other so much when it gets a little colder.
19.02.2026 22:41 β π 16 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Did y'all hear something?
19.02.2026 20:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Donβt count your chickens before theyβre rotisseried.
19.02.2026 17:30 β π 51 π 15 π¬ 1 π 0Eating all the ingredients in my Skyrim inventory just to feel something
19.02.2026 17:31 β π 26 π 7 π¬ 2 π 0Someone on here annoyed me the other day, I just muted them and went on with my life.
19.02.2026 17:46 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Great, another day with other people.
19.02.2026 12:59 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0I'll tell you what, everything that's going on is grade A bologna!
19.02.2026 03:56 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0just an empire in search of a grave
19.02.2026 02:20 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Why wouldn't it?
19.02.2026 02:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Science needs to invent a cookie that is also a potato chip
19.02.2026 01:49 β π 16 π 8 π¬ 1 π 0
