Tom🐢

thanking you so much
you regret you helped

No one is getting tossed around like this guy

My only complaint is that there was only a single women’s match in 2.5 hours… #AEE

Bandido about to make me cry with how sad he is that his shoulder wasn’t 100% so he took the pin. Cheer up masked man, Brody still loves you! We still love you! #AEW

Pac looks like an evil circus strongman. I kinda dig it.

#AEW

Everybody stop, we got a cool new Beast Mortos reaction to talk about. #AEWDynamite

It's gotta be like getting hit by a train

Shelton’s thrust kicks continue to violate the Geneva convention. #AEW

Release German through a corner table! Shelton Benjamin isn’t human and Ricochet might never ha-ha again! #AEW

RIP Ricochet goddamn

#AEW

I need more Ricochet MVP lightsaber battles please and thank you.

#AEW

I'm with Joe on this one, big boy solidarity 🤣

He is good at it though 🤣

Samoa Joe is just fuckin cool man, damn.

#AEW

Hangman tells no lies and Samoa Joe spits absolute venom. Two of the best promos going. Excellent opening back & forth! #AEW

🤠 #AEWDynamite

AEW wrestler Orange Cassidy sitting on a chair with his feet up playing with a rubix cube while other AEW wrestler Thekla does her trademark spider pose where she arches backwards and walks on her hands and feet while looking at Orange

my cat on catnip while I'm chilling stoned

lots of people know Łink from what he did to promote alt text usage here. this tip about pretending you’re describing an image over the phone has been burned in my brain since i saw it

Walking into the library: “I’ll be glad to lighten my bag as I return these books!”

Walking out of the library with more books than I came with: “shut up.”

UNBAN LINK

Good job bluesky you really saved the app from this clear and present threat

Bring back Link you fucking cowards

No way, seriously?! oh I'd love to see him in either, or hell at the very least a company that would actually use him.

This shit is so infuriating, I'm ready to bail but don't see any decent alternatives. I guess I'll just talk to my cats, but fuck this cowardly bullshit.

Welcome to Bluesky, this place is run by incredibly dishonest bigoted cowards who hate you, so enjoy it while you can, you WILL get banned eventually*

Please enjoy 10 seconds of a fat groundhog enjoying an apple at my sister's house 😊

Tim Meadows is on Cameo

Me: *pays 140 dollars*

Tim Meadows: get away Dewey! don’t eat that Panda Express Orange Chicken! you don’t want any of that shit! It’s delicious!

Me: *delighted* *pays 140 dollars*

Meadows: Dewey get out of here! Don’t eat the rangoons! You don’t want any of that shit!

Me: *delighted* *pays 140

If bluesky doesn't reverse these mod decisions, I'm cancelling Disney+

i’ll talk about it

it’s an extension of arbitrary standards unevenly enforced

link knows that not everyone on here likes him & was normal about this boundary

he got got because the ceo didn’t understand a pic as a reaction image meme & unilaterally decided it’s a threat

I made dis… I’m sorry 😓