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BUS RACE

JOE BUCK: We really needed this rain
[Rain falls]
[Rain keeps falling harder]
BUCK: yes [Chicago engulfed by deluge]
BUCK: oh god yes

I was once coming home late on the last train of the night and the only other person on it was a woman who was scrolling through photos of Zachery Quinto and picking the best ones.

PANEL 1: A mom, dad, and daughter are driving in a car. MOM: "Rita says the school is closed indefinitely and another chunk of the moon just wiped out the Dakotas... Thousands more will start hitting us soon, like Space Hail." PANEL 2: DAUGHTER: "Since the world's ending anyway--maybe I could watch an R-rated movie tonight?" PANEL 3: DAD: "Nice try, but we need you to die with 'chaste eyes and imaginings." PANEL 4: MOM (to daughter): "He just wants to make sure you'll go to Heaven to establish a beachhead for our family--we'll need you to petition God for our release from Hell." PANEL 5: DAD: "Kiddo, your mother and I have soiled minds that have conjured all manner of erotic fantasias. We are bound only for the pit."

talking to your children about sex

www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...

The happiest of birthdays (so far) to my most beloved wife, whom I love and loves me and we have a dog. @sarah8eliza.bsky.social

the guy in The White Plague should have invented a plague that only kills cars

NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

This is about suppressing wages in the trades, same as how LEARN TO CODE is about suppressing coder wages

Giles Corey was nontoxic masculinity

Checked bag wife, personal item husband

Someone made a Nola bounce version of a British travel ad and it has been stuck in my head for days

the anti zohran mamdani coalition gains yet another close friend and associate of jeffery epstein

me and my mutuals showing up to your replies

Ok hold up. What if Paul wrote THREE letters to the Thessalonians, but numbered them 1 2 and 4. Then the Thessalonians would have spent HOURS looking for number three 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The Chicago hard rock cafe guitar arrives in heaven and is greeted by the Chicago rainforest Cafe frog. The frog says "hey good to see you. me and the rock&roll McDonald's are gonna have a threesome with the south loop Bar Louie, wanna watch?"

Good news for my pocketbook: the wife thinks I look sexy in a white Gildan heavy tee

The DC shooter's neighbor was perfectly on message. Solidarity, sir.

Strict Scootiny

@animesickos.bsky.social

A cybertruck full of Trump mail-in ballots will go up in flames in the Milwaukee suburbs and somehow it will be Elon's fault

Good news for my pocketbook: the wife thinks I look sexy in a white Gildan heavy tee

Who the fuck decided "shake to report" was a good UX decision. Bugs shouldn't happen frequently enough that a user has that action in their muscle memory

I feel like a lot of bad podcasters nowadays have the same vibe and cadence as the guys from Jackass but the guys from Jackass are considerably smarter and kinder than the podcasters despite tasering each other in the balls all the time

Anime Sickos Podcast

The Chicago hard rock cafe guitar arrives in heaven and is greeted by the Chicago rainforest Cafe frog. The frog says "hey good to see you. me and the rock&roll McDonald's are gonna have a threesome with the south loop Bar Louie, wanna watch?"

www.tiktok.com/@jonnystaymos I love this guy. His videos are just him smashing wiffle balls over his house and playing bass

Ok hold up. What if Paul wrote THREE letters to the Thessalonians, but numbered them 1 2 and 4. Then the Thessalonians would have spent HOURS looking for number three 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣