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Subjecy: Barstool leaving NYC? Hi Dave- Now than Zohran Mamdani is the mayor-elect, will Barstool be leaving New York? And if so, when? Thank you, -- Marisa Kabas Independent journalist The Handbasket

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The real thing I'm marveling at tonight? @socialists.nyc (NYC DSA). They've built something special that has beaten both the Democratic AND Republican establishments. If you're feeling hope tonight, know that YOU have the ability to build something like that to, alongside your fellow workers.

They’re playing Don’t Go Breaking My Heart to a visibly thinning crowd, that’s I Think You Should Leave funny bsky.app/profile/kyss...

zohran: good morning rama my wife
rama: hello mamdani

Gary Larson's infamous "cow tools" comic, but it's captioned "Minotaur tools." The cow's head has been placed on a buff human body; the tools have been replaced by a clew of thread and a sword, and the barn in the background is now a temple façade.

Here's a silly one for #MythologyMonday

(as always, blame @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social)

one of the best rules on SA was the toxx clause where if you posted "if [x] happens i will do [y]" and you did not follow through on it you were banned

not to be all i freaking love science or reddit atheist about this but i think it's probably bad how much space obvious quack shit is on the left. like you wanna play astrology that's fine but as soon as you claim you're healing people with zoom reiki sessions you shouldn't be taken seriously

guys who were just straight making shit up in the 19th and 20th centuries have gotten so much cover from vaguely left-leaning woo that folds them into traditional spiritual practices

@zohrankmamdani is a deeply thoughtful human being and we think he would make the best NYC mayor imaginable. We feel this as New Yorkers, as Jews and as human beings who are desperate for kindness, compassion and empathy to be represented in our politics.

GET OUT THE VOTE here bit.ly/4nxYXFp

Bottles of MALK in the grocery fridge

Isn’t MALK literally a Simpsons joke?

(Too bad nobody will tell me, since 1. it’s the internet and nobody likes to answer questions like this, and 2. there is, in particular, VERY little Simpsons knowledge on the internet)

Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game

Because of security and climate control limiting informational crossover, every LLM data center begins to undergo causal domain shear. Only a few bits need flipped!

I don’t know what we would talk about

Quagmire from Family Guy

See this would be a tattoo that you could have if you simply made a bad decision. This is a tattoo you can still not have covered up but feel embarrassed by.

i don't know how to explain to people that the reason it's common for marines to do this stuff is because it's common for marines to like nazis

hey man what the fuck

as soon as the primitive technology guy recovers enough iron smelt to forge a single arrowhead, he'll do what needs to be done

one of the features everyone wants here is one of the features that consistently drives posters insane: group chats. absolute fetid breeding grounds for the most pointless folie a deux

if lowtax's ex-wife is saying you remind her of fucking lowtax maybe you should stop posting

Tumblr post from every-lemon Sep 8 so my spouse is part of a weirdly intense but mostly benign men's workout group that meets at like, 5:30am outside every day, even in winter. they do a lot of burpees and lugging cinder blocks up hills and stuff. they take turns leading the workouts and tomorrow is his turn. I asked what he was planning. he handed me a sheet of William Carlos William poems from a large stack he'd printed. I said "what" and he explained, helpfully, "it's a William Carlos William themed workout." I asked what inspired it and he said "l've been planning this for months."

Follow up tumblr post every-lemon Sep 9 it was a smash hit. a dozen guys showed up (more than usual). spouse brought a red wheelbarrow and they took turns bringing cinder blocks up the hill with it. then they broke up in teams and did a relay with an "icebox" (cooler filled with 40lbs of ice). at the end he opened the cooler to reveal it was full of beach plum lacroix and all the guys cheered. they drank sparkling water as he read 'approach of winter' out loud. he was home by 6:30am.

dudes rock

Insanely fucking irresponsible for the blaze to do this and just let him spew bullshit. He says he just went here to do citizens arrest but it went sideways so he had to shoot John Hoffman and his wife 17 times. Did he plan to citizens arrest all those people on his in one night? Yeah fucking right.

if that news is true, don't say anything you wouldn't want to see screenshotted and spread all over right wing media

the strip club in the town I grew up in won the Community's Choice Award for "Best Small Business - Place To Work"

Screenshot of Flight Radar showing Chicago map and the circular route around Soldier Field a plane is taking awhile flying an anti-ICE message

Really impressed!

I like it. Very old testament with modern twist

Fictional character: the Oogie Boogie equivalent in the Tim Burton sequel The Nightmare Before 9/11 wherein Jack Skellington kidnaps Osama and does 9/11

edited Seinfeld screenshots. Jerry (who is labeled "paleontologists") holds a far side cartoon in which a cave man is pointing to a diagram of a stegosaurus's spiky tail. Paleontologists Jerry asks "Thagomizer? what is this? George (who is labeled "Gary Larson") responds with a shit-eating grin, "Made it up."