Jade

5am today:
Client on ticket:
I can't attach the photo. Email me for the photo.

Mind you, he has my email.

Now I see your post on the AI drug approvals 😭

a man sitting in a chair with the word wonderful written on his face Alt: a man sitting in a chair says ”wonderful”. the word “wonderful” is written as a caption

That’s what I figured :/

How confident are you that the LLMs the medical care centers use follow strict privacy protocol?

Bio oil helps! Very popular during and post partum for stretch marks, I won’t say it’s a magic cure but it does help.
It’s not cheap but it goes a long way

They might have fixed it but that was broken for some time, I switched to this @bookmark.cool

Banning cellphones before banning guns is … a choice

This feels 'groomy' to me. Online is age restricted, so lets implant directly into the schools. ?!

My worst lost leg day experience is going down stairs.
Going up or standing up hurts, but for some reason going down my legs just turn to jelly and down she goes!

I relate to that!
9/10 the first word is enough to jog my memory for the whole meeting & the rest of the scrawl is irrelevant

I figured out the note today! It’s something I had already completed so double win

I want to unsubscribe to current day, I would like to revert back to at least 2005.

Mine used to be good... now it's chicken scratch!

I haven't done it in so long 😂

a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt . Alt: a young girl leans forward, mouth wide open screaming

I made handwritten notes in a meeting yesterday and there is one line that I can NOT read.

Not a single clue, completely illegible

Screenshot of an AI Overview that reads: The Oxford comma, also known as a serial comma or Harvard comma, is the comma that appears before the conjunction ("and," "or," "nor") in a list of three or more items. It's the comma that separates the penultimate item in the list from the last item. Example: • Without the Oxford comma: "I love dogs, cats, and birds." • With the Oxford comma: "I love dogs, cats, and birds."

I’ll leave this here..

I recommend listening and speaking to a woman, before taking advice from an ai chatbot pushing surgery sales.

It hurts thinking about losing him to JD

I truly feel bad for everyone who didn’t experience life before smart phones and influencers

What app is this? 🤣

👀👀👀 oooh!

On our own turf 😐

Screenshot of a Facebook post from NSW Police Force reading “Didn’t age well” sharing a QLD Police post, which reminds the public to be responsible after the State of Origin match, that the police will be out. There are some light digs at NSW, saying the only thing their players can catch is public transport back home. Posts are in next referring to the NSW vs QLD rivalry around State of Origin

So NSW has jokes 🤨

Tomato plant with one red grape tomato

Cluster of green grape tomatoes on plant

First crop of 2025

YES!
I made doubly sure my newest had one, so irritating they just took it away

Screenshot of a Reddit post in r/thinkpad. Title reads “what is this port?” With a photo to of the Ethernet port on the side of their laptop.

Who else is triggered? 😆

💯!!

This is why they don’t think anyone else works

I know he has the brain worm but I don’t wanna rule out Cordyceps

You cannot make me rule out that possibility in 2025

So if you are on Ryse drop your username so I can follow 🤩