Ecomethius 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Toronto, you will not taste victory until you sacrifice Drake

As a Dodgers fan, I literally feel like Sarah Connor at the end of the first Terminator. That’s how good the Blue Jays were.

Like we won but I’m so traumatized I’m going to lose custody of my son because I trained him to shoot weapons in Nicaragua and I’ll end up in a max cell at Pescadero

I’m enjoying the games and the drama, but I honestly believe if I was a real fan of either of these teams I’d be dead from a coronary.

There’s a special place in hell for anyone who can watch this and feel joy.

And for the ones just standing there doing nothing, you’re not much better…

A 🧵 of the various ‘songs as horror comics’ I’ve drawn over the years…

Please please please tell me this is a bad joke. How can you be CTO and not understand what an explicit and concise post is saying?????

Have you been dancing? I found that did wonders for my steps!

Billboards outside US Southern Command urge troops not to 'break the law’ in Caribbean strikes “Don’t let them make you break the law,” reads a billboard along the road to U.S. Southern Command, one of several set up by veterans.

"The new billboards are designed to inform troops of legal resources … 'The [Southern Command] strikes … represent the most blatantly illegal act that this administration has had the military carry out.'"

taskandpurpose.com/news/vet-group-billboards-caribbean-strikes/

Cool optics bro

NEW from me:

Political hostility, high visa fees and (in the case of the UK) stagnant incomes are making the UK and US less attractive destinations for top international talent.

That steep decline in the appeal of moving to the US after 2016 is 👀

the assumptions made about the target audience by making the first two items "OnlyFans' and 'child support' are kind of incredible

THIS MOTHERFUCKER HELD A GREAT GATSBY PARTY WHILE 43 MILLION PEOPLE GO HUNGRY AND HEALTHCARE COSTS KEEP RISING.

🇪🇺🛣️ On November 19, the European Commission will present a package of proposals that will transform EU logistics into military artery. The goal is to ensure the immediate transfer of weapons and personnel.

Poland, Germany, Romania, the Netherlands and the Baltic states will become key transit nodes.

I feel like I say this every year but I really need people to hear it. Halloween is the best American holiday. Just kids outside welcomed into their world, marching around together, showing off their costumes to the elderly, parents meeting parents, neighbors catching up with neighbors.

a man with glasses and a beard is making a face . ALT: a man with glasses and a beard is making a face .

Did I announce “WE GOT A FIRST TIME VOTER HERE!” as I walked into the polling place with my 18yo daughter, prompting a roomful of election workers to clap and cheer?

Retailers Dealing With Increasing Levels of Theft and Violence Report emphasizes importance of preventive measures, coordination with law enforcement

can't believe outlets are running moral-panic headlines again based on flimsy anecdata from the *same* trade group (the national retailer federation) and sponsored by the *same* anti-theft company (sensormatic) that had to retract this *same* "study" just two years ago for being bogus.

If I see as much as a single video edit I’m suing for $10 billion. Your move, CBS.

“I met my husband phone banking for Cuomo in November 2025” is a deeply cursed phrase that someone might someday say

Collection of headlines after the Federal Indictment

This is an unprecedented historical moment that demands an unprecedented public response.

I’m incredibly thankful for the solidarity shown by elected officials, public figures, constituents, and others over the past few days.

Another host, Eugene Daniels, asked Mr. Cuomo what he meant by diversity being a “weakness.” “Diversity can be a weakness if you have antipathy among groups, Jonathan,” Mr. Cuomo said, mistaking Mr. Daniels for his co-host Jonathan Capehart, both of whom are Black.

You can't make this up.

Just the second largest state authorizing judges — state officials — to refuse to perform legal marriages of LGBTQ & interracial couples.

This is their strategy to dismantle civil rights protections: Abuse the First Amendment to legalize discrimination, even by state officials.

bro biologists won't even agree on the definition of "alive" you think you can get them to back you on "two genders" lmao

What he said: 💯 🎯

TIME’S RUNNING OUT‼️

They count on us not showing up. Vote #YesOnProp50 — get your ballot in by Nov 4

You must feel pretty proud of yourself with that one...

40 million users on halloween [takes a long drag on a cigarette] no way one of them isn’t a dracula

Best treat of the night.

#HappierHAMILLWEEN 🎃 😋

note how the messaging has shifting from "we're targeting criminals" to "we're deporting everyone"