Nestor H. Green

Slightly disappointed that sentence continued right on past different men's bodies.

Greasy pig creature sits on a toadstool

Greasy cow creature who seems genetically modified as an organism

A fish! The carrots of the sea.

Meat option people.

So, you did an edible.

There's pretty much only 3 good things a movie can do. Depress you until you cry, have a puppet, or have a cartoon.

Been on a film noire kick, and whilst each cop is a bastard, and to copsbplay is copaganda, I dunno. 80% of These movies feature a drooling police force so incurious that a maximum of 1 detective has an entire brain, and he never bothers standing up for truth without the intervention of a hot lady.

An Ikea bookcase full of unpleasant anime dolls with progeriac toddler proportions. "DOLLS. 35$ DOLLS ARE MADE WITH HUMAN HAIR THAT CAN BE CURLED OR STRAIGHTENED. *CLOTHING SOLD SEPERATELY."

Our mall just got a Build a Hair Vessel Workshop.

A mole man in a digital laborer's chair.

A bird thing with human arms, seated at a rectangle.

Neckoid

Incredible!

1 magic trick is the weirdest number of magic tricks to know.

I have one of these, the green pigs mug, and we tested it and it had so much lead.

I hate spotify for a few political reasons but the big shining #1 reason is that there's some guy with his hand on the knob, who can flick the knob, and Christmas music will breach seasonal quarantine.

Skunks that smell like other things than Skunks are like snakes with arms now.

I would play arcs like right now.

Execs reel stuff back if it approaches the current culture's pearl clutch zone but the idea that children's entertainers aren't just adults entertaining themselves... It's a convenient narrative we tell ourselves so we don't have to think of Bodger and Badger as 1 prolonged sploshing sequence.

Why should Bad Guys 1 contain a twenty minute fart scene that renders fart smoke in the same green-for-readability that was codified by Deviantart.

Furries acting like these bipedal talking animal movies are made by innocent offline angels & we're bringing the impurity to it like yogurt corrupts a petri dish but like... Have you ever met an animation major born after 1980 who isn't either a furry or an anime in their downtime?

Never used Door Dash on purpose, guess it snuck into Little Caesars all dystopian tho. Chose delivery on the site, right before the doorbell rang I got a text msg like "YOUR DASHER LEFT THE PAYLOAD IN [SECURE LOCATION] DO NOT TIP joseph!!" 3 photos of my welcome mat w/ pizza on it & a man fleeing.

Aw yea, summertime. Firing up the ol' grill. Crackin' open some cold ones. Igniting the ol' brewski stove. Sparking up the big meat bong. Stenching out with my man the Towering Beef Plume. Waftin' the ol' pork cloud into the ol' neighboring apartment complex. Sharin' that nonconsentual BBQ cigarette

Food trailer reading "Head over hooves, for Hay Girl Coffee.

Don't wake me until I've stood upright for Hello Cow Lady Beverage.

I watched Black Swan once with a Bostonian accent man who kept asking questions like "where'd she get the duck virus" at like, stadium volume.

Here's a food rationing tip I learned during Hurricane Sandy, you can boil thoughts and prayers in a Bripe to make a delicious water flavored soup.

You were always one of the good ones! I'm glad we survived and it was mostly the control freaks that left the scene.

Yeah! I dunno how much of this was just aughts furries being hung up on coolness, but when I was a people pleaser I attracted alot of randos w/ purity tests, & advice how to "improve" at art that were essentially just aggro demands. Now that I'm a people displeaser I have a SUPPORT network.🤔

Bruce Badgerby's "Takes Your Ears, Seriously" album. He looks like a piano vampire and he's switched record labels to something called Oscilloscope.

Bourteen'b.

Bruce Badgerby cornerring a rabbit with Jazz, for what is apparently not the first time.

Thirteen!!

Bruce Badgerby's "Honks Too Softly to Notice" album

Buhtwelve

Bruce Badgerby "The Remixes" album from the height of THOSE things.

B'bleven

"Wakey Wakey Eggs & Bakey" by Bruce Badgerby and the Bedbug Bites

Badgerb Ten

"Wild Sax with Sleighbells on" by Bruce Badgerby. 1) Socko the Smallest Snowball. 2) I Saw Mambo Kissing Santa Clause. 3)Festive Medley. (All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth/I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas/Me; I Want a Hula Hoop) 4)Waddail, Wassail, Thusly We Rejoice unto the Christ-Child. 5) Hanukkah is Also Acceptable. 6) (When I Think About You) I Touch my Elf 7) You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch. [Explicit lyrics] 8)Santa Baby 9)U Jingle My Tinsel 10) Profound Medley (Happy Xmas War is Over/Do They Know It's Christmas in Africa?/Christmas Shoes) 11) Improvisational Sleigh Bell Sounds 12) Dominick the Italian Christmas Donkey.

Bad one, that should be ignored.