Ellie

i'm not a bottom-leaning verse by choice i'm just hormonally disadvantaged from topping

girl who's tired of trying to make a curly swoop in her bangs behave so she gives up and wears a beanie instead

1pm meetings should be illegal. i'm still in lunch mode even when i clock back in. 1:30pm is fine, 1:15pm is pushing it, but you want me in a meeting room at 1:00pm on the dot? fuck you

Me living by the sword: Swords rule
Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh

real one: only people that should be allowed to call themselves detrans women are girls on too long of an EV cycle because they microdose detransitioning weekly

now i'm thinking about small naturals. why does no one talk about small naturals

honestly aside from brainworms, biggest reasons i haven't gotten into makeup sooner is that i Do Not half ass anything i get into and because makeup (like skincare) to me has a lot of snake oil products. there's a lot of sift through up front. it'll be exciting though tbh i've been meaning to badly.

just heard that they're getting rid of RAADS for autism diagnosis and that they're instead asking you for your breath of the wild completion percentage

yup

This is so real, I hadn't had any meetings for a few days, and yesterday, I almost joined a meeting wearing a t-shirt that says "I ❤️ hole" before I caught myself

CUT MY COCK INTO PIECES

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

CASTRATION

NO PISSING

DONT GIVE A FUCK IF MY BALLS ARE MISSING

Bugs and Daffy standing by a tree, sign reads DUCK SEASON, then RABBIT SEASON then ELMER SEASON, and they both glare ominously off camera

classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity

i wish i knew how to explain to cis ppl what it's like to see something that gave u your life back described in such violent terms

🎄🎁 GIDDY UP, JINGLE WHORE 🐴🤠 SEXMAS is here!!! 🤩🎄☃️🎅❄️ All year Sigma Claus 🎅😍 has been watching👁️ u GOON 👊💦😩 and DAMN ur NAUGTHY!! 😈👹🤪🙈 Hes got a BIG SACK 💰👄 and a rose Toy 🌹📳🫨 for every boy and girl.. 🙇😏🎅 but he has a HUGE PACKAGE just for YOU 🎁😍😳🥵💦

injections are the hottest way you can take hrt and it’s not even close

a woman in her underwear is more naked than a naked man. a man has to have a boner to be truly naked

Packaging engineers are crazy and it really is an overlooked area. Companies can save millions just by optimizing packaging.

Graybie

(Margit, The Fell Omen voice) well, thou art of passing privilege.

The words "deny," "defend" and "depose" were discovered by detectives on the shell casings found at the scene where Thompson was killed, police sources told ABC News late Wednesday evening.

ABC and NBC both reporting some strong evidence of motive in the UHC shooting.

abcnews.go.com/US/man-shot-...

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

i like how i transitioned and became a beautiful woman who is still an introvert that mostly likes sitting inside unobserved

Toxic masculinity is actually funny when I do it