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Name a game you've put 500 hours into.

Watching the new William Tell film. He can reload his crossbow even faster than Sharpe can reload a Baker rifle.

Yes, against Panzer Is & IIs it’s a one-eyed man in the kingdom of the blind.

Renault R35 from @warlordgames.com for the Gembloux Gap campaign for Chain of Command. Slow, poor armament, no radio, one-man turret, but decent armour. #SpreadtheLard #wargaming

I bought my wife flowers for Valentine’s Day. She bought me chips. We’re both happy.

Knightcore the RPG An aesthetic that combines gleaming armor, soft, flowing fabrics, and ethereal, haunting radiance, now as a tabletop roleplaying game.

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He didn’t like her tone, or he didn’t like Toblerone? He gets confused easily.

A new challenger has arisen.

I also have the ‘tackle out’ version.

That’s one advantage of ECW, nearly all the uniforms are fairly generic and interchangeable. The red coat with blue cuffs of the New Model Army, as here, are one of the few instantly recognisable schemes.

I’m feeling creative, who am I?

A packet of chocolate biscuits in our house has a lifespan that makes a mayfly’s look like an immortal elf’s.

Age verification? I can look something up in this.

We have a draw full of heirlooms.

Excellent. I’m flying over for Salute, but if I can’t wait until April …

Let us know when IOSS is working.

Post a banger that's not in English ...

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Always felt the Deutschland video was the kernel of an entire Vampire the Masquerade campaign across centuries.

@lukegearing.bsky.social Hi, reading my copy of Swyvers; I like the idea of 2d10 to hit instead of d20, gives more consistent results. But average of 2d10 is 11, which will beat the defence of nearly anything listed. Intentional that most attacks will hit?

Name it after a known espionage operation? Mincemeat comes to mind.

Surprise ending to last episode of House of Ashur, very Inglorious Basterds.

It’s in the diary.

Quite probably! Will it be on again next year? I may try to persuade my gaming mates I go to Salute with to try a weekend in Holland instead.

Agh! It clashes with Salute!

Game of #ChainofCommand last night, French troops held off the spearhead of the Blitzkrieg in 1940 Belgium. #spreadthelard

As Frankie Boyle pointed out: “the average person is Chinese”.

Its Wikipedia article doesn’t inspire me to seek it out.

What’s the KOTB inspired show? Never heard of that.

Take the top armour off and slap it on the front. The bottom too, if you think you can avoid the mines.

#editing tip: don’t criticise your spouse’s spelling.