I used to associate the word republican with pro-business, less taxes, expanded fiscal policy.

Now I associate it with the urge to throw up and strong desire to leave the country for good.

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Oh he thick

By adding one line to the Texas Code of Judicial Conduct, the Texas Supreme Court has enshrined religious bigotry.

“It is not a violation of these cannons for a judge to publicly refrain from performing a wedding ceremony based on a sincerely held religious belief.”

It is bargain basement bigotry.

And at least 3 kg of that is 🍆😮‍💨

I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."

I just know he’s thick 😌

Thought you appreciate that 😋😘

Sames 🙃

Not me, a demure vegetarian, being like “I’ll take 2”

Don’t forget to send it to me, you know how important feedback is 😘

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Me reading this as another gay millennial 🥲

All that matters is it tastes good. Life is too short, eat candy corn (or the pumpkins)

It’s corn syrup… but is that even corn? 🧐

Hold up… is you okay? You good?

Dave, you know I think you’re a hunk of burning man 🔥💪🥵

But the mirror 🧐

Everyone thinks the Cheeto is anti-lgbtq but he just pardoned the biggest 🚬 of them all

Lack of self-esteem?

Yes , no question 👏

Stooooooooppppp. I already feel like I qualify for aarp

Ooop. Some twink is about to find his thunder down under fantasy

A bad hoemance

Omg I have the perfect reaction for this.

Daaaaaaan daddy

What’s a LinkedIn?

He got them vaccines as a kid I bet

Oh. My. God. What do I need to do for a piece of that??