Barney

I am very intrigued

Often wonder if the last few seasons were just a dream from playing too much ISS Pro 98 and we've always just been a bang average League 1 side.

Scatman Tron

@lowqualityregen.bsky.social ooh well done, your reserves beat our.....FIRST TEAM!? Oh dear lord.

Why couldn't Hulk Hogan hear very well?

Because he had a Terry Bollea (terrible ear)

New Taylor album is a bit shit. She used to have bangers for days. Already forgotten every track off this one.

Glad we're all in agreement that the Simpsons Movie was actually a bit shit.

What's Bon Jovi's favourite Borat quote?

It's 'My wife!' 🎶

Got a new job and now Operation: Finally Start Saving For A Steam Deck is go!

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Gurgi = me
The apple = Disniversity on Bluesky

2 years ago we were a scrappy Premier League underdog.

Now we're a mid table League 1 side losing at home to 10 man, manager also sent off Plymouth who have only won 5 of their last 49 away games.

We are very shit

Lots of people with English flags round thembat Kings X so can only assume either rugby &/or lots of roundabouts are about to get painted.

Interesting dip back into Instagram today seeing people posting pro-Palestine stories alongside their Radiohead tickets.

Always wondered how Ed Sheeran would eventually get cancelled and it turns out how owns loads of properties in London and is moving to the USA. There it is, he's a scummy landlord!

Want to see System Of A Down enough that I'd put myself through a Queens Of The Stone Age support slot.

Person at work says they've been obsessed with dinosaurs their whole life but has never seen the original Jurassic Park.

🎶SPIDER IN THE BATH! SPIDER IN THE BATH! CREEPY CRAWLY CREEPY CRAWLY SPIDER IN THE BATH!

I saved a life today.

Someone came into work and bought some flowers. I asked if he wanted the price taken off and he said "You'd be a lifesaver if you could!"

If I hadn't removed that sticker he could have died!

Wouldn't normally condone slapping children but one just came into work in an Al-Nassr shirt with Ronaldo on the back...

Been waiting months for Subnautica to go on sale so of course it does the day Silksong comes out smh

LFG!

Silksong for just £16.75 is actually ridiculous. If it was like £40 I'd have still paid for it.

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IT'S SILKSONG DAY!

Hate the linesmen in the EFL trophy. Always Vertu signalling.

[Beastie Boys voice] TWO! DAYS! 'TIL SILKSONG! 🎶

HAPPY SILKSONG WEEK TO ALL WHO OBSERVE!!!

Had the clever idea of changing my bio to 'Welcome to the cheap tweets' then remembered I'm not on the bird app anymore and also the bird is long dead.

I wasn't aware of this game until the Silksong delay and it looks 1000% my thing so will def be getting it when it does come out.

A bee-type insect hovering near a blue flower.

A good photo I took on my phone. Shout out to the pollinators.

English flags everywhere in my village and it'd be nice if it was just 'aww some flags, how nice' and not 'ah I live in a village of lots of massive racists'