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David Shute

@seadave9000.bsky.social

Animator, writer and occasional cat

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Best Call Saul is the gentler British version I assume.

07.01.2026 12:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Michael Gambon one is the best for two reasons:

1: it's amazing it took so long for Who to adapt A Christmas Carol (although using the same title was a bit on the nose.)

2: The flying sharks perfectly recreated a nightmare I'd had twenty years prior. That last one might be specific to me.

01.12.2025 12:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also could you write my name in the corner instead of yours? There's no money in it. Cheers.

30.11.2025 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Actually there's a lot of artistic skill involved in carefully crafting AI prompts!"

Hey Rembrandt, I've got this cool idea for a painting: It's a grumpy-looking dude with a big collar, moodily lit against a dark background. Bash out 50 of them for me and I'll pick the one I like best."

30.11.2025 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A long time. Would've been shorter if someone could have posted bail, but unfortunately my love is pretty skint right now.

19.11.2025 21:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Free from 4 mince pies
Mind and senses purified

19.11.2025 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

An American pancake shop institutes a strict dress code, and their security staff must locate and eject anyone wearing jeans.

IHOP Denim Hunters.

23.10.2025 11:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"๐˜๐จ๐ฎ ๐ซ๐ž๐ฆ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ž ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐›๐š๐›๐ž!"โฃโฃโฃ
W๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ฃ๐˜ข๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ?โฃโฃโฃ
"๐“๐ก๐ž ๐›๐š๐›๐ž ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ฉ๐จ๐ฐ๐ž๐ซ!"โฃโฃโฃ
๐˜ž๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ?โฃโฃโฃ
"๐“๐ก๐ž ๐ฉ๐จ๐ฐ๐ž๐ซ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ฏ๐จ๐จ-"โฃโฃโฃ
๐˜ž๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ข๐˜ฃ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ต?

19.10.2025 23:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We are all lying in the gutter, but some of us are looking up at the underside of a crashed bus.

09.10.2025 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alisdair Becket-King was SHOT by a TOY that was pointed APPROXIMATELY AT HIM

10.07.2025 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alistair Beckett-King was killed by A HARPOON fired by A DISGRUNTLED AUDIENCE MEMBER on HIS BIRTHDAY

10.07.2025 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My goodness, he's even more majestic than I imagined.

23.06.2025 12:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can heartily recommend this. An excellent guest.

10.05.2025 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

7-D's definition made me chuckle when I got it, thanks!

30.11.2024 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The answer is: ORB

19.11.2024 20:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hooray! And thank you!

19.11.2024 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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