Mike Curtis

Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? A humorous exploration of the uncanny resemblance between AI company logos and human anatomy. Discover why circular, gradient-based designs dominate the AI industry, and what this design convergence t...

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whoever designed this, get in the fukkin sea

Business idea: a web design agency who specialise in making estate agent websites that don't absolutely suck any and all balls.

The Epic of Jiramesh.

I am fully willing to overlook minor things like facts and objective reality if it makes a tweet read funnier.

lol good lord am I not clicking those forum links, Techmeme.

Also rapidly learning today from all the 'Image blocked in your country' I'm running into that imgur was secretly a load bearing pillar of the internet.

definitely going to be first in line to put my card details into a random number generator connected to shopify.

5:30pm Friday. Time to turn off the bad screen, and turn on good screen!

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IT IS TIME.

Planning to spend Q4 calling anyone who schedules a December code freeze a coward.

desperately trying to come up with something cringier than asking an LLM to roast your profile pic on Linkedin and, nope, I got nothing.

let's loop back around and take a 360 view on this.

just a boy, standing in front of the internet, making deep ethical judgements on the quality of people's character based on how they think a bot reads schema

yeah it is

Engineers when you point out flaws in their DX that affects maybe 5 people ever on that team: yes absolutely we should fix this, this is 10x engineering

when you point out systemic accessibility issues: wow maybe in a perfect world we could fix this 🙄🙄🙄 there has to be balance!!!!

Like I used to just be 'hey here's what the user wants, here's a cool idea, let's do the cool thing' and it was fun and now it's like 'here's the slop machine, it's instructions literally include 'flirt with the kids for engagement' and I'm like....I...I dunno I don't wanna touch that it's gross.

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AI cannot fail, AI can only *be* failed.

I know AI is setting fire to the arctic circle in the name of luring the elderly to their death and flirting with kids, but can we also take a moment to appreciate that its also occasionally really funny?

Sokath, his eyes open!!

Do the bad ending, apparently AI is going to decide it doesn't like us, engineer a bioweapon, then replace us all with corgi people.

You'd think this would be enough for a BBC Journo to go 'nah let's maybe not report on this' but here we are.

loving this everything has a weird plastic distorted shitty smear future, thx YouTube.

oh for goodness sake.

I feel like the bit of AI 2027 where humanity is replaced by a genetically engineered race of corgi people keeps getting massively overlooked.

Someone, somewhere is frantically doing a vlookup in clientslinks.xlsx.

It's.....SerpAPI? Like the thing you build little python scripts ontop of when you need to scrape a bunch of keywords for a couple quid? The equivalent of sticking lists of proxies into AWR back in the day? OpenAI gets showered in a bazillion dollars, and they're using *that* SerpAPI? Wtf!?

Some ISPs seem to have turned on child safety features by default, and then Goog just follows them.

Mine reset when I signed up for an upgrade to Fibre, won't let me in the controls until 'my internet is setup', and now OpenReach have told me they actually can't upgrade so I'm stuck. 🙃