🦎𝖬𝗎𝗇𝖼𝗁!🦎

“There’s another pirate crew on this island, I mean.”

“Another pirate crew on this island? Oh boy. At least take the ship battles far away from the island please.”

“So, who are you?”

Munch asked, gently poking the kremling king’s big golden belly.

Munch is playing a dance rhythm game, sweating bullets as his plump body jiggles from movement.

“Donkey Kong? He’s not related to King Kong, is he?”

“I’ll be sure to send him a postcard.”

Munch joked as he examined the king.

“Who are you and who is this arch nemesis of yours?”

This is how Munch’s strength works. If he eats, drinks, or inhales lots of air, he expands like a balloon and the bigger he is, the stronger he gets. But due to him being a big blimpy lizard, he moves pretty slow. His belly can be used as a bed or a trampoline as well.

-by you! Where’d you even come from?”

Munch asked, adjusting his hood.

Munch was sitting on the ground, meditating as he went from being the size of a sumo wrestler to a skinny lizard. He saw the Kremling King come down and crash next to him, yelping as he rolled away before approaching him.

“I was just about to ask you the same thing after almost being flattened—

“The Kremling Krew? Another pirate crew?

“I can’t tell if that gator king has a gold belly or he’s wearing a gold chestplate.”

“Why did you call me a subject?”

Munch looked at him as he drank a can of melon soda.

“A dimension-spanning empire? No, I haven’t considered doing that. And I’m not sure if I want to.”

"𝑩𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑰 𝒕𝒐𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒊𝒔 𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒎𝒚 𝒉𝒖𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓, 𝒎𝒚 𝒉𝒖𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒑𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓!"

🐊𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐲/𝐒𝐜𝐢-𝐅𝐈 𝐁𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬
🐍𝐒𝐅𝐖/𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭
🦖𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫

🗨️𝐌𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢-𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐀𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐕𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐲🗨️

#OC #Fandomless

💰🐺~𝙱𝚊𝚍 𝚃𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝙶𝚘𝚘𝚍~🐺💰

☆ - Indie portrayal of Mr. Wolf from The Bad Guys
☆ - Writer is 20+ years old
☆ - SFW only!
☆ - Crossover friendly
☆ - Selective shipping

#TheBadGuysRP #DreamWorksRP #MVRP

“So hot today…”

Blep.

“I don’t think I have a good feeling about this.”

“I found a neat looking statue that made an odd sound when I picked it up.”

“What’s a- hey!”

Munch began chasing down the bat thief that took his wallet.

“1 Munch vs 100 men.”

Be warned: those clothes may or may not last long.

He found a ring on the mountains!

Munch is starting the day off with some deadlifts.

Munch checked his pockets before staring at the bat and the wallet, attempting to take it.

“Hey!”

My favorite ones:

Bowling pin
Pear
Door jam
Blimp
Hip check
Water balloon
Sumo
Dumpling
Barn
Life raft
Blueberry
Temple
Mountain
Colossal
Soufflé supreme

“Bottoms up! Hehe!”

🦎 Not new to RP or Tribal Hunter

🦎 Ships With Chemistry

🦎 Will post WG and inflation content, just a warning

🦎 Likes and reposts are appreciated

“Hey! G-Get back here!”

A pig chef ran past the reader and so did Munch, nearly knocking them out of the way due to him being the size and width of a boulder. The ground shook a bit with each step the lizard took.

“Huh?”