al smelson

where did they find this Clavicular clown? T.J. Looksmaxxing?!?!?!

What About Monobob?

Tony Shaloub in Men in Black having his head exploded

how his head feels at the end of taping

Where my Jorrit Bergsma heads at?

"Food ways can often be different"

more butts please

bring back the J.D. Vance couch fucking jokes.

a baseball player named mattingly is shaking hands with a referee . ALT: a baseball player named mattingly is shaking hands with a referee .

the french when they see a sex pest who isn’t French or American

Kid Rock? that sounds like music for babies.

hate to say it, but Rudy looks really good

what if we kissed at the empty Melania screening?

remake? i thought there could be only one.

wait, his name is Bovino? all this time i was calling him Totino. you know like the pizza rolls?

it’s unfathomable that i’m the technically the same species as this monster

need a video of Sherri Shepherd saying HAM....net.

i got Bar Mitzvah’d at Bone Temple Israel

everything sucks, but at least he's my mayor

28 inches later

i fucking hate it here

Absinthe Mondays with David Muir? your move Disney.

Holy shit they literally stole this bit from Succession

5 Star Masterpiece

inadvertently seeing this image is a "CRIME CRIME"

january 6th: fuck around and fuhgeddaboudit.

Cade Cunningham is what I’d name a cartoon pig who moonlights as a gentleman jewel thief.

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

finally, a war i can support

*Newman voice* “Wemban-ya-ma!”

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