alyssa

dammit.

they’re just parochial small business owner type psychos all the way down

running DHS like it’s amy’s bakery

yellow ledbetter is a hall of fame “annoy the cat by singing in her face” pick

if you went back in time and told bush-era democrats they’d win “sports” in the national divorce they’d put you in the psych ward

god imagine being a chud and having to pretend to both hate the bad bunny halftime show AND enjoy kid rock. i’d rather die

it’s bullshit that “edtech” doesn’t mean “an app that lets you rate pictures of ed asner.” we fucked up

it’s very cool and funny how MAGAs have opened the oldest vault and found that all of our institutions are immutably Woke and Gay. that’s just the way it is in this country. if you don’t like it there’s the door!!!

well that’s good, at least

i guess i just don’t understand the point of looking at this new shit heap of traumatic information. every day we’re already having our faces rubbed in the knowledge that this gang of pedophile murderer bandits will never be punished

it must feel so good to marinate in the uruk-hai goop pit

i now only drink in extreme moderation, but every time trumpist fascism lurches into a new circle of hell, i up the age of the fine bottle of scotch i will buy when [redacted]

zirp and ebitda are beautiful names for a pair of twin baby girls

everything else she says is like “we need to pass a bill to make it easier for you to cut off your fingers with a table saw” and you just think wow there is really a whole other america out there i guess.

she’s right about car headlights being too bright. but that’s about it

don’t recall millennials begging for our own kyrsten sinema but ok

not feeling great that republicans and their freikorps can bully, harass, and threaten our people out of public life but their numbers (almost) never get called in return

riding the uptown train with my friend Wet Coughman

Feels like the US has spent the last 5+ years on the verge of some kind of secular moral revival that keeps getting channeled into weirdo lifestyle puritanism

not getting tickets for this show might be my biggest regret of 2024

YouTube video by Sinéad O'Connor Shane MacGowan with Sinead O'Connor - Haunted

they’re calling “haunted” by shane macgowan and sinéad o”connor the best song of all time youtu.be/_q7307IWwr4?...

YouTube video by Low - Topic Laser Beam

they’re calling “laser beam” by low the best song of all time youtu.be/jNaf3iXibJ4?...

there should be a way to shop for things online that doesn’t result in being gangstalked by brands

YouTube video by TearsForFearsVEVO Tears For Fears - Woman In Chains ft. Oleta Adams

they’re calling “woman in chains” by tears for fears feat. oleta adams the best song of all time youtu.be/QzkK3ZtI9SU?...

yep, blixa sounds did the remaster. pretty crisp

repress from 2020! includes an entire demo disc too

miami by the gun club

is this real? by the wipers

dragging a dead deer up the hill by grouper

various positions by leonard cohen

went balls to the wall at the record store this weekend

cuomo was the candidate for the cruel, stupid, bigoted, arrogant, greedy, and lazy. in a way am sorry that they cannot be part of this beautiful moment because of the existence they have chosen, but more than that i treasure their humiliation

they say we don’t build things in this country anymore, but thats not true. we still build a damn good ballistic sandwich

now, more than ever, we must reject civility discourse or tone policing. let ‘er rip