Professor Adam

Hamburglar

@jamesgunn.bsky.social Jimmy baby, is there an official new Supes costume somewhere so I can wear it to the premiere?

I saw Lush selling non pressurized body spray for $40 and I was like "I bet I can make that."

#DungeonsAndDragons question: How much gp would be appropriate to pull this off? I think if the town is under 500 people, probably 25gp is overpaying to the point of no questions asked.

"What's the point in them being happy if they're going to be sad later? And the answer is, because they're going to be sad later." - 11th Dr Who

Dear #DCcomics maybe you can help. When a woman asks how tall I am, is that with or without my power suit on? Just trying to be accurate. I'm either 5'10" or 6'3".

Lex's suit for reference, not mine.

Sometimes I randomly like to remember the time Al Roker (after he lost all this weight on TV) said he liked to weigh himself at the start and end of every day and the "weight loss expert" on the show told him "Oh, you shouldn't do that. You won't lose any weight like that." And he held his tongue.

Wow.

I have two favorite action subgenres and I never expected a single movie to be in both but Novacaine actually had a wuss fighting for 90 minutes straight with a creative bloodbath.

Me, opening a portal to the DLC map of Kokomo once I complete the quest to visit all the other locations in the song:

1 year anniversary of sleep!

Weird flex, but after the paralysis I actually didn't sleep from 2019 to 2024. I just passed out from pain or painkillers. For the last year though, my pain has been low enough that I can sleep.

You have no idea how weird it is not to sleep for five years.

36 years later and I still think of this any time I sit in a beach chair

Just found dessert frangrances. I think I want to smell like blueberry pie. Maybe creme brulee. Want strawberry muffin on a woman.

Yes, different AI have different reflections of your intelligence level depending on how long you use them. You've used ChatGPT the longest without clearing the memory, right?

Good morning, sinners

Now do DID vu

The Studio is the ultimate show for overanalyzing film nerds like me. You aren't even watching the show, you are watching the choices they make in the production. They CHOSE every difficult choice in how to shoot every scene.

About 20 Pounds xkcd.com/3085

I think there's a good case that Bonnie Parker of Bonnie and Clyde was the first Instagram girlie.

Just my pitch for the Thunderbolts / New Avengers / Avengerz to have a battle cry that fits them better

The reason Bob survived the Sentry project in Thunderbolts is because his father also had the ability to move objects with (the Force?!) no, the Schwartz!

Painting for dogs is easier than painting for humans.

I have a student whose name I mispronounce constantly. I'd feel bad about it but one time I asked "So is the 'h' silent?" and she said "I don't know."

Are we sure MS-13 isn't just one of the lesser-known Gundam series?

I mean... Black Lightning is supposed to be a former Olympic decathlete and his lighting can give him speed? But this looks like a guy whose daughter is pregnant so he's running a Turkey Trot to prove he's not old before he becomes a grandpa. And he ate Thanksgiving BEFORE running. He's wheezing.

@chemicalprophet.bsky.social

I never pick on my female fellow 80s babies for Jonathan Taylor Thomas crushes because I'm the same age as Christina Ricci and she made 23 movies the decade before I turned 18.

JTT made 15 movies in that same period and 5 of those were just voice. You just had a crush on Randy Taylor.