no gods, no masters, only alts

You Make Lemonade When It's Not The Fruit You Wanted

Me and @burg.bsky.social

That’s not what I meaaaannnttttt

POV you’re me in West Virginia

For real though, if you’re prone to motion sickness and can get your hands on this stuff, get it. It’s called Aneron and it works for 24 hours without drowsiness. Because scolpolamine

“Driving is fun when it’s a little stressful”

Burger having the time of his life whipping around the mountain roads of West Virginia while I’m clinging to dear life in the passenger seat

✨scolpolamine✨

SELAMAT PAGI MOTHERFUCKERS

Ok I guess that was a bad example because two of them were of the literal same viewpoints but, conceptually, you get what I mean

I love going places with @burg.bsky.social because we have different eyes for photos and looking at them afterwards is always really fun. Anyway here are mine from Battle Creek Cypress Swamp

West-fucking-Virginia everybody

Passed a truck on the side of the road selling bonsai like it was produce or BBQ. God I love West Virginia

“No one’s going to take your street bananas” Babe SNAP benefits just ran out, there is no better time for street bananas

A chicken in every pot and bananas on every doormat

Reader the smell he is referring to is neem

I WAS *TEN*

Do not date me

Date night with burger

I used to have a Really Good Vein that all the nurses loved but sometime within the last year it has simply disappeared. How does this happen. I want it back

Trench war baseball

Still getting used to living with cats and I don’t know if I’ll ever get used to thinking I am alone in bed only to suddenly hear the sound of soft snoring coming from underneath the covers

I have been using the same ripped copy of SPSS since 2009 and have no regrets

Evolutionary anachronism - Wikipedia

3. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evoluti...

Will add more as I remember/encounter them

2. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incense...

Xipe Totec - Wikipedia

I would love to see some of your favorite lesser-known Wikipedia articles to get lost in

Here are 3 of mine to start:

1. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xipe_To...

Context

I will never outdo this one

Update, said neighbor now keeps randomly bringing us snacks. They are all mediocre but I can’t stop eating them

Today I was selling some shelving on fb marketplace and this 70-something year old woman in scrubs shows up, looks them up and down and exclaims “these are just PERFECT for what I need, I have one hundred geckos”