Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger

Carpeterrazzo.

Right now Blooblers are nearing completion of a new, more annoying number to put between six and seven.

Season 2 starts out like "Hey, disregard that season 1 stuff, we're doing a different thing, could be interesting" and then becomes a long downhill trek to "What if Star Trek was a show on the CW network with a $12 budget?"

I just want 5 more seasons of Lower Decks.

Guy at the right end of the second row is competing with James Earl Jones for the role of Thulsa Doom.

Huh. Seems odd to think that the crime guy who did crimes everywhere he went might have done some crimes at his other house.

He's getting all his funding from the pro-murder PAC.

"I wrote all the important stuff down but now it's a dead language and I don't remember how to read it anymore"

Maybe we could convince him to colonize the Sun.

Squeaky cat gets the grease.

Dude is an AI grifter; this is roughly equivalent to the VP of marketing at Coca-Cola writing a post that says "all the cool people do nothing but drink Coca-Cola all day because it makes them cool and sexy and they know only those who drink the most Coke will survive the upcoming catastrophe".

"What if we, the producers of televised sports, replaced televised sports with a different thing that is not televised sports? Wouldn't that be great?"

An apparently malfunctioning brown tabby cat stuck in a chair crevice with all four feet in the air.

Unrecoverable cat failure detected. Rebooting.

"And that is called paying the Dane-geld;
But we've proved it again and again,
That if once you have paid him the Dane-geld
You never get rid of the Dane."

Today:

A drawing of a can of "All Purpose Spray". It it suitable for all purposes.

This is useful because I need to buy a security system for my decorated shed that looks like a duck.

Kang wishes to announce that he has successfully hunted. #proofofcat

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"The article ran with before-and-after pictures of the painting"

Good choice not to include those pictures or link to the article.

Like death panels, but more luxurious.

Back in those days, when you screamed at the modem, the modem also screamed at you.

Gen Z killed Popeye.

"And verily, there shall be a Shrimp Christ, and $900 be its price. And whomsoever ordereth it shall be arrested"

"We vaguely acknowledge that there is an unspecified problem of some sort and encourage people who are not us to do something to fix the problem, preferably soonish."

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBOWL???

Alabama sort of is, conditional on your name being 'Al'.

This map has led me up and down Buford Highway and parts of Pleasant Hill over the last couple of years.

They said 'fictional'. TekWar is a documentary.