#Unblessed

I feel like last season he was just giving them away. Maybe he got a good talking to about diluting the handshake brand 😏 #GBBO

Is it me or is Paul Hollywood being really stingy with the handshakes this season on #GBBO? He’ll say everything way perfect, nailed it, then just walk away.

Doc could get it any day, any time.

@triviamafia.com wondering if all is well up there? No Morning Rounds in my inbox this morning. Please don’t make me read actual news with my coffee!

i hate that you need to socially live as an elf for 6-12 months before they let you get the elf ear surgery

If Jeff Bezos can afford to rent Venice for a $50 million wedding, he can afford to pay his fair share in taxes.

I forget how much social media is dominated by the east coast until there’s a heat wave or a blizzard.

He looks like one of those TikTok filters that is supposed to show you what you’ll look like in 50 years

If you squint you can see the folding tables full of cups of kool-aid in the background

Just to be clear, even though I think that piece of shit should be immediately sent to the depths of that concentration camp in El Salvador, I believe he should get a fair trial. Because rule of law is universal. It’s bipartisan. It’s a human right imho

Okay, but can I make Matthew McConaughey kiss Dean Phillips with my phone? Now we’re talking!

The beach at Normandy on D-day, 1944.

Happy ANTIFA Day to those who celebrate.

Some of y’all can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

Sitting here bawling. #peeweeashimself

By out gay’d, I meant out-classed. Obviously.

The way Paul Ruebens out-gay’d us all by secretly filming his coming out story, then dropping mic, is probably going to be my Roman Empire from here on out. #peeweeashimself

You're seeing America kamikaze itself into a brick wall.

It didn't have to be this way.

But greed and racism, our two sins, will be our downfall.

Too many people still with their hands in the sand.

Staring into its cold dead soul…

There's always a tweet.

Congrats to my hometown, Omaha, Nebraska, for electing their first black mayor & ousting the three term Trumplican who doesn’t even live in the city she was mayoring. A huge sigh of relief, & a major boost to the efficacy of the Blue Dot

He thought he’d be the breakout star that made him the heir to the MAGA throne, but now he’s got 4 jobs & his boss wouldn’t cross the street to spit on him.

Qatar sends money to Hamas & Hezbollah.

Qatar sends $400 million “palace in the sky” to Trump.

Trump sends $3.8 billion to Israel to kill Hamas & Hezbollah.

What does Qatar get out of this deal?

I’m gonna hold your hand while I say this: He just stole Air Force One.

I mean, I believe her, but I’d REALLY believe her if she actually took the 🚅

I've always loved Paul Rudnick's wit.

When the Beastie Boys said "phone is ringing...oh my god"

I felt that

Your School House Rock moment......

If someone had just told me when I was in my 20’s that I would need someone to rub lotion on my back after a shower I’d have been WAY less picky about settling down & finding a spouse

You know that Twilight Zone episode where the kid has amazing psychic powers and can make people disappear with his mind and the entire town is hostage to him and has to cater to his every whim? That’s us right now.