Su-se-sean

i'm developing a martial arts style that is solely focused on destroying someone's testicles and it's not sexual, please stop saying it's sexual

Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy “In the wake of votes by a handful of key Democrats, led by Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, to pass a GOP-led continuing resolution funding f...

SCHUMER: Look… I know everyone’s worried about this statue facing our gates. But I see this as a chess match between us and the Greeks—and I know chess. Our best play is to move the horse straight forward.

for real, one of the knee jerk reactions i had to most of the emails is this guy does not know how to communicate at all

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

I had to interrupt Leah's cat videos to explain why I was not breathing

Openly sobbing

o fuck I'm sobbing

the "10- pack of hotdogs and 8-pack of hotdog buns" of rap lyrics.

they should make a pokemon game where you mostly go to the pokecenter because your sandshrew swallowed a milk jug lid

"my lawfully webbed wife" a spider wedding, I think

i keep a stash of cheap, but decent, pocket knives and utility knives (like morakniv, opinel, etc) to pass out to any homeless person i run into during my day.
cash too, but i firmly believe everyone should have a good knife and aim to make sure these neighbors have these tools.

heard a girl say 'when you order a diet coke you empower everyone else at the table to order a diet coke' and she was RIGHT.

the nays have it

yes, “The GOP is already a fascist party “

“it is enough that one of them be present to allow fascism to coagulate around it.”

Umberto Eco’s 14 points:

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my impression of someone with a dysfunctional family talking to someone with a dysfunctional family: wow, your family sounds great actually

i don't wanna brag too much but i just cleaned up my gmail all the way back to 2011. all five accounts.

capricornbread

There is no happier person, in all the realms of sci-fi, than the seamstress hired by a private military to design and sew a Na'vi sized version of a marine uniform. Underwear included.

they're going to have to settle for romney and no one is going to be happy about that

Some of the absolute best writing I've ever read has been in the sports pages of random newspapers, and I do not understand that phenomena.

a plastic skeleton cat, lit from below by the rgb of the gpu it sits on

boss sent us all skeleton cats and mine found its home on the gpu

I was three deep breaths from putting that skateboard through the neighbor's window, and younger sean would not have been that understanding, so progress i guess?
I have ramps, so getting under the car and fixing *whatever* the issue is won't be *too* much of a problem, but fucking still

haha yes kids are the future and we should be nice to them so they grow up well but i just drove over a My First Skateboard because i didn't see it in my driveway and now my shift linkage cable is messed up so i get to tell my neighbors to tell their kids to keep their shit in their yard. calmly ofc

And reminder to purchase in cash when possible, and give your receipt to someone sparing for change outside the store so they can "return" some items

screenshot of a youtube video from “diki’s swamp” titled “WHERE IS MY GOVERNMENT MANDATED FEMBOY TWINK” the thumbnail is a black man, assumedly diki, standing in a wooded area with his hands raised in a pleading manner

praying for u big dog

The beginning of all working class politics is the abolition of the class system if that's not what you're fighting for then you're fighting for the ruling class

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

me, texting while fighting the ambien and vodka

I genuinely thought this was some cringe themed halloween party pic

i've started calling it 'the great white blind spot'. the inability to see how whiteness animates the fascist demiurge means that they're constantly surprised by fascists doing fashy shit

anyway, i won the auction on a 39 year old pipe because i wanted a birth year Dunhill for my birthday this year.