Peter Nygaard

My new goal in life is to infiltrate the committee and secure enough votes to have everyone skate to the sounds of Alan Yankovic.

We might have to keep ‘em separated before they produce any more Offspring.

Do not give up your brain It's tempting to just let tools think for you, but you still need to be able to think for yourself and stay sharp.

I really liked reading this post by @cassidoo.co
cassidoo.co/post/good-br...

Especially the quote:
“Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.”

Frank Herbert, Dune

The second half of that Malinin performance is still so outrageous lmao

Pokémon and prostates.

Okay, that was a beautiful capper on the bad commercials lmao

Two straight blowouts, why should the AFC get an automatic Super Bowl berth?

Hey, the prostate cancer and Pokemon commercials were good.

Don't think I'm forgetting any.

Nobody:

Santino Marella:

This feels a lot like the Bucs-Raiders Super Bowl.

You know, this is the one that gets me to fire it up again tonight.

I mean, you could make an argument that it's not even the worst throw in a Patriots-Seahawks Super Bowl.

The Super Bowl that inspired "Raise Up."

A lot of people said I was stupid to bet $25,000 on Jason Myers and Michael Dickson splitting the Super Bowl MVP trophy, but they're real quiet right now.

Getting Graham Gano flashbacks, and I don't like it.

6/10 impression of Andy Samberg doing an impression of Neil Diamond

Aw, I was rooting for history.

The last 2 Super Bowls have not been kind to guys named Drake

At absolute minimum, he's the GOAT one-off performer. Anyone else who was even remotely in the conversation of being as good as he was went on to wrestle a bunch of times.

This was basically my introduction to just how over this dude is. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVLo...

Somehow, they've found a way to make 2026 CGI look worse than 1996 CGI.

This is incredibly cool — A source familiar with Bad Bunny’s performance tonight tells me that the couple in the halftime show got married for real. They invited Bad Bunny to their wedding and in turn he invited them to get married during his performance.

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I'll admit, I'm having a hard time telling which celebrities are A.I. and which are just being airbrushed to hell.

I might pop in to watch the Prime Time Olympics stuff just to see Malinin's performance again. That was nuts.

Cubone. Thank you for asking.

Yeah, 12 all right

They're Stanzos. They're nice.