Peter Nygaard

"I'm not even joking when I say this is the craziest thing I've ever seen in men's figure skating. If you asked me a month ago whether I could see Mikhail Shaidorov winning gold, I can honestly say I couldn't have imagined it."

It's unfortunate, but you just know that this moment is going to fuel an absolute banger of a self-narrated poem for his future Free Skate programs.

And also, he's the Olympic champion.

Excellent body control to avoid dropping an F-bomb directly into the camera.

Yo, this Kazakh kid might take this.

Still genuinely can’t tell.

If I fall on both of my first two jumps, I’m tanking for a better draft pick the rest of my performance.

Can’t tell if the ice is choppy or just the nerves. Some tough moments out there.

This Kazakh figure skater just threw a spin kick mid-routine, so I have to respect him.

Jason Day, happy

Happy Jason Day!

It took me months, about 495 rides, recovering from a shattered right foot and hacking a folding scooter, but I finally own a Nintendo Switch 2 using points obtained from Citi Bike. Afterwards, it left me questioning the very nature of work. For @aftermath.site.

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Damn, I was hoping Kagiyama would force Malinin to play from behind again.

My new goal in life is to infiltrate the committee and secure enough votes to have everyone skate to the sounds of Alan Yankovic.

We might have to keep ‘em separated before they produce any more Offspring.

Do not give up your brain It's tempting to just let tools think for you, but you still need to be able to think for yourself and stay sharp.

I really liked reading this post by @cassidoo.co
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Especially the quote:
“Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.”

Frank Herbert, Dune

The second half of that Malinin performance is still so outrageous lmao

Pokémon and prostates.

Okay, that was a beautiful capper on the bad commercials lmao

Two straight blowouts, why should the AFC get an automatic Super Bowl berth?

Hey, the prostate cancer and Pokemon commercials were good.

Don't think I'm forgetting any.

Nobody:

Santino Marella:

This feels a lot like the Bucs-Raiders Super Bowl.

You know, this is the one that gets me to fire it up again tonight.

I mean, you could make an argument that it's not even the worst throw in a Patriots-Seahawks Super Bowl.

The Super Bowl that inspired "Raise Up."

A lot of people said I was stupid to bet $25,000 on Jason Myers and Michael Dickson splitting the Super Bowl MVP trophy, but they're real quiet right now.

Getting Graham Gano flashbacks, and I don't like it.