Devastator

Now I want a bagel.

"The primary did not go my way" Andrew are you referring to having the fucking brakes beaten off you.

Oh Tabitha Laryngitis is still around, okay.

Nah, it's the actual collapse of the USA

He's not a president. He's a squatter.

I'm going to think a lot about Bill Clinton endorsing Andrew Cuomo for a long time

I'm stealing it so all good.

THEY BOTH CAME TO ME. TEARS IN THEIR EYES. THEY SAID "SIR WHY ARE YOU SO GREAT"

It's not even this. It's whatever he's thinking in the minute.

Hey MAGA. Are you FUCKING happy now??

On every platform I follow Shauna, she's amazing. Happy birthday lady!

Do you cringe inwardly if you ever see the video of Tom Cruise jumping on a couch? Nit for the reasons the rest of us would, I mean.

Yep. Slavery was rebranded, not stopped.

Fucking cowards

Shauna can I cry on your shoulder. I'll be like 7 minutes.

Hey somebody jog my memory what is the exclusive club that uses the term "wiseguy" again?

He already made it though. Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen

Bode.

You're a good boy.

You rest now.

❤️

Ahsli Babbit's family to get 5 million. The woman who called a black child the n-word sets up a GFM and takes in like a million.

Yes yes. Good times.

Now now. He buried his ex on a golf course as a tax write off. That's something isn't it.

His mission in life is to plaster his vacant grin everywhere

There are serious chances that the mid-terms will be hijacked by the GOP

The Economist, Forbes etc will write about anything other than almost all wealth being siphoned to the very top.

Him and Thatcher tag teamed the decimation of western society

Wtf is Raegan at 16

Oh I LOVE Captain Kirk

No party should be the party of faith.

There's a meme here somewhere.

Do people REALLY think they will voluntarily lower prices?

And Dutton lost his seat lol