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The softest Nazis you ever did see They're tough guys in the streets and delicate little babies in court.

"It’s comical that this big, brutal warrior would get on the stand to say that he literally felt assaulted by a sandwich exploding on his uniform. It’s more comical, though, that Dunn’s attorney then showed Larimore a photo of the sandwich on the ground. Wrapped. Not exploded."

photos of Trump sleeping through yesterday's Oval Office event via Andrew Harnik of Getty

Giving Drunk War Chief a pallet of paper towels and an industrial drum of lotion/lube would be a lot cheaper and safer than letting him jerk off with boom sticks and nukes.

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?

Charlie Kirk was a bigot, a misogynist, and a radical Christian Nationalist. He was more than happy to celebrate school shootings as "a good deal" for the Second Amendment. On September 10, 2025, God reached down under his "Prove Me Wong" tent, touched the side of his neck, and whispered... "Wrong."

Usha Vance must know that she's already a future ex-wife, right?

Perhaps it's time for the good people of Portland, OR to just arm themselves to the teeth, and defend their city from all white supremacist thugs, regardless which state they come from. Or whatever federal agency they claim to represent.

MAGA is a cancer.

"Wipe them out... all of them."

pete hegseth really called in every single general from around the world and said 'no fat chicks'

There we are.

Yeah, the "the apotheosis of The Warrior Ethos" is quoting Metallica lyrics.

Hi, Pete Hegseth. It’s me. Army veteran, Judge Advocate lawyer, and law professor. Your vain and gross performance to our nation’s military leaders succeeded only in proving your incompetence, dangerousness, and childishness. You’re a petty spoiled 7th grade boy without the sophistication or class.

Preserving Our Sanity, During Insane Times. The daily flow of disaster is simply overwhelming. Here are some people with reflections on how to avoid becoming paralyzed and instead take positive steps.

"There are more of us, than of them. . . .

"That doesn't stop what RFK Jr. is doing to public health, or Pete Hegseth to the military. But it's crucial to bear in mind."
— @jfallows.bsky.social

If the Urgent Trump-Hegseth Address to the Military Had Been an Email THIS IS NOT SPAM.

@petridishes.bsky.social on today's pentagon farce
From: Pete Hegseth
CC: Donald J. Trump
Subject: WARFIGHTER ETHOS
PLEASE DROP EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING TO READ THIS EMAIL AT ATTENTION. THIS IS NOT SPAM AND I AM EXTREMELY SOBER! YOU ARE TOO FAT TO FIGHT WARS!" www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

YouTube video by Metallica - Topic Don't Tread On Me

Lemme get this straight...

Government set to shut down at midnight, putting millions out of work.

Yet we squandered hundreds of millions to fly our top military commanders to the same room, so they could listen to Drunk War Chief quote a Metallica song?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKyA...

So grow the eggs in the lab, fertilize, and program the brain with the latest version of Grok.

What could possibly go wrong?

We can grow a new Charlie Kirk and have him "masterdebating" by 2050, assuming we all last that long.

So grow the eggs in the lab, fertilize, and program the brain with the latest version of Grok.

What could possibly go wrong?

We can grow a new Charlie Kirk and have him "masterdebating" by 2050, assuming we all last that long.

With Stephen Miller and Elon Musk now pulling the strings in Washington, an appreciative remembrance of Karl Rove and the Koch Brothers.

by David Brooks

BREAKING: A Man Is Threatening To Release Speaker Mike Johnson's GRINDR Profile And IP Address Unless He Swears-In Adelita Grijalva "By Wednesday!" I always wondered if the MAGA Mike Johnson gay/GRINDR rumors were true, look's like we might find out by mid week!

BREAKING: A Man Is Threatening To Release Speaker Mike Johnson's GRINDR Profile And IP Address Unless He Swears-In Adelita Grijalva "By Wednesday!"
open.substack.com/pub/deanblun...

if you’re confused on why the EA buyout is bad news (besides who is buying EA and them being terrible), here’s a list of companies that have gone bankrupt because they were acquired by a private equity firm🙃

I considered acting shocked that EA did something shitty again but I just don't have it in me. Y'all this is why we pirate The Sims, EA has been evil for a long long time. I'm more shocked it took them so long to pull something like this than anything else

The most interesting thing about this abysmal EA/Saudi/Kushner deal is that these league of extraordinary dweebs and their technofascist government are taking away everyone’s toys.

So a lot of people have no choice but to pay attention now.

JESUS H. TAP-DANCING CHRIST! Someone RHINO DART this motherfucker!

Is anyone else listening to this babbling mess of superlatives, being passed off as a press conference? Surely, Orange Mango Jesus is losing the battle against dementia.

MAGA loves to fuck the farmers.

NOT ONE FUCKING THING ON THAT LIST will help the average American improve their quality of life, for themselves, or for their families.

The best you can say is that by guzzling the last item on the list, you'll go numb to all the others above/before it.

"And Ringo was, well, Ringo."

NO!

Ringo **IS**... STILL... Ringo!

Ringo Starr is very, very much ALIVE!

Somehow, I missed that Carol Leonnig left WaPo for MSNBC. I'll miss her work, since I want nothing to do with either of those Trump-worshipping outlets.

Thank you, though your words got a bit jumbled. Are you saying there's something on Reddit to look at?

So Ryan Walters likes lesbian massage porn. What are the chances he''s also a kiddie-diddler?