Tuck Everlasting

It’s also funny when you start one upping a cis dude that friend with the bartender about your music connects and their friend get weird and leaves like a baby bitch

Having a sex talk with my mom now that she knows I have a vagina and get fucked

One dude talking about a re sale place doesn’t want to buy a new muji or Uniqlo shirt is like.. yeah bitch it’s basic you can just go to those place and buy it.

So excited for you

Ok then that’s it lol

Still lactating

Cis men and fashion are so dumb

Wait did KFC have chicken pot pies before cause I remember going to a fast food place as a kid with my dad

Tbh it’s crazy waking up from surgery are your like shit I feel at ease. First several months are tough but as she begins to heal it’s like damn I forgot what it was like before

It’s a higher HRT dose

A McRib would save me

Been a year and two months since I got my pussy and I have been ruminating about the process and how crazy it is that I don’t even remember what was down there before or even what I looked like with it. Seems like I have had a vulva and vag forever

No shade on Mary I’m just saying Del Toro’s version is lacking

Frankenstein was boring as shit. Set design and costume design was great but I’m sure Byron would have been catty bitch about how the story was butchered.

We all start somewhere

Really glad I yeeted or more accurately described “uno revered” my penis.

My PCP told me I need to start thinking about mammograms and between that getting a speculum shoved into my pussy it is very gender affirming but also annoying lol

Cutie

Always need both

I was happy I had friends around me to step in and save me

Being chased by a chaser is real. Especially when they say I just got back from Thailand

Also reading this post bottom surgery and 4 years into HRT is funny

Yeah from the vibe and time written I assumed that there gonna be a lot of cringy shit

Prob gonna read these cause I never read force femme stuff even as an egg in the late 00s.

Same

Medieval Times but it’s a bunch of trans girls dressed up as elves playing MTG.

Face + Scent

Oh you def do 😎

TRAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEESSS

Everytime a cis woman sees my pussy it is like “oh wow it’s just like mine” “yes bitch I got one of the best in the biz to install this modulation.