Skeleton should just be called βbelly luge.β
14.02.2026 19:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@robertbtaylor.bsky.social
Writer/Editor/Critic for Collider.com. A working journalist since pica poles were a thing. Occasional screenwriter. Links to my stuff (including interviews and film/TV reviews) at rbtwrites.com. Yes, you can hire me to write for you.
Skeleton should just be called βbelly luge.β
14.02.2026 19:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My Friday the 13th full-saga rewatch has revealed the fact that almost the entire series is a bunch of three-star horror movies that I enjoy watching. (Not you, Jason Goes to Hell.)
14.02.2026 17:33 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I don't think the plot of Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die fully hangs together, but the movie both eviscerates the current tech-obsessed state of humanity AND maybe makes Haley Lu Richardson a star. On those counts alone: π
14.02.2026 03:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tough to decide which of these Iβd rather go to if forced to choose, because IV is easily my favorite of these four movies but III is easily my least favorite. The 3D for III honestly might be the deciding factor.
13.02.2026 23:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Someone please explain what's wrong with me.
13.02.2026 16:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I had a dream last night that Martin McDonagh released a new movie, and in the last scene Colin Farrell turned into an anthropomorphic goat and gave a big, heartfelt soliloquy. I wrote a review of it with the headline "In Martin McDonagh's Latest, the Devil Retakes the Lead."
13.02.2026 16:10 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Okay, you gotta admit, that Mandalorian and Grogu commercial was pretty clever.
08.02.2026 23:59 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I profiled Yahya Abdul-Mateen II's return to the superhero genre with #WonderMan, how he's learned to push past his own acting nerves, why his current definition of success means turning off his phone and walking his new dog, and more:
30.01.2026 17:12 β π 44 π 12 π¬ 1 π 0Instantly one of my favorite steelbooks, as far as packaging goes. High hopes for the 4K scan.
07.02.2026 22:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like βratingsβ or βrevenue.β it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
07.02.2026 00:40 β π 16053 π 3448 π¬ 248 π 135Statler and Waldorf finally have had enough and leave the theater. Harrison Ford and Tommy Lee Jones take their seats.
07.02.2026 00:54 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Goddamn you, Stew. And this after I just liked and commented on your Red October review.
06.02.2026 17:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0BTW, I only need one more Letterboxd follower to get to 300. Who's not following me over there that would like to help me hit a milestone?!
06.02.2026 17:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday
Me at Letterboxd: rbtaylor
The Muppet Show pilot/one-off/special is excellent, and Disney should greenlight 50 more episodes immediately.
05.02.2026 02:01 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0they should make a movie series about how itβs irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
03.02.2026 03:32 β π 21128 π 4942 π¬ 160 π 34Wow. Yeah, Iβm going to have to find this place!
01.02.2026 20:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Legend of Billie Jean's poster options over at @letterboxd.social could be, shall we say, a bit more diverse. Hey, movie poster artists, let's get on this! Billie Jean deserves some killer alts.
01.02.2026 18:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1π
A Mighty Wind is my favorite of the Christopher Guest mockumentary run. And, as was always the case, Catherine O'Hara is just incredible in it.
The best comic actress to ever do it? You can make the case. Absolutely devastating news.
30.01.2026 18:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Always worth listening to this man when he has something important to say.
28.01.2026 18:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can see that a movie fight I'm going to be having all year is me arguing that Doctor Strange 2 is a much more effective and fun and positively Raimi-esque Sam Raimi movie than Send Help is. (Which is the downright truth, sorry.)
26.01.2026 18:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0#TeamLeviathan
26.01.2026 17:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I profiled Tom Hiddleston in his return to #TheNightManager after 10 years, why he wanted to push both himself and Jonathan Pine to the edge in Season 2, the "gift" of playing through Episode 5's most gripping two-hander (spoilers within), chasing story over genre in his career, and more:
25.01.2026 17:13 β π 49 π 14 π¬ 3 π 1#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday
Me on @letterboxd.social: rbtaylor
I find this unbearably beautiful as an expression of the joy that comes from making art together as human beings.
This is what the AI dickheads will never understand and never feel.
The funniest thing happened at a 35mm screening of Inglourious Basterds that I went to last night:
17.01.2026 15:29 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday
Me on Letterboxd: rbtaylor