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i think why so many white women find taylor relatable is that they also cannot dance

nothing a man likes more than taking two stairs at a time

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

what ezra doesn't seem willing to accept is that charlie kirk was part of a political movement that does not think that "we are going to have to live here with each other" and is fact very interested in the elimination and/or subjugation of many, many people

i’m gonna kms yeah

nothing in new york is as scary as seeing a flying cockroach

earlier today there was a group of 10 year olds on the train saying stuff to each other like "i am 31 years old" and "i just turned 34" and laughing harder and harder each time

i need to know what compels a man to go to a bar and listen to his own music on headphones while reading or scrolling. at that point, why did you leave your house?

smart

My favorite Zohran moment of this campaign. And why, more generally, he won:

NYC's Upset Election Was Drawn Along An Odd Line: Car Ownership - Jalopnik Car ownership and transit ridership serve as a shorthand for someone's entire living situation — and, apparently, their politics.

"...the data backs up the vibes. The less time you spend in a car, the more likely it is you backed Zohran Mamdani."

I was on it too. The Gristedes guy was way too close to the mic and it kept shorting out when he was yelling about someone (Stalin?). And there was an older woman who was crying, and asking if Bobby Moses was on the call because they "needed someone strong"

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Here’s a photo from Greenpoint.

Tweet from Morris Katz: Will have a lot more to say. But hard to tell the story of the Election Day results without @bradlander who went all out in the closing 10 days, defending Zohran, spending nearly half a million dollars attacking Cuomo, and building momentum that could not be overcome.

From a key Mamdani adviser ❤️

This is why it’s important to tell friends who are voting tomorrow to rank Mamdani *anywhere* on their ballot. And tell them to not rank Cuomo at all.

$8.5 million last i checked! lol

Mamdani's position here is excellent, and it's notable that he's become a major voice in lib-left FP just because the national power vacuum is so hard and the media demands statements of Muslims

hahahahahaha FUCK

Brad Lander on why he ranked Zohran Mamdani second:

“We do not agree on everything about Israel and Palestine, but I do believe that he will protect Jewish New Yorkers and our rights.”

flying to vegas with them

BREAKING | Comptroller Brad Lander arrested at ICE court hearing

This photo.

ICE is a gang.

For those outside NYC, Brad Lander isn’t just a mayor candidate, he’s also the NYC Comptroller—the chief financial officer and auditor of the biggest city in the country.

This is legitimately horrifying for people who can give birth like you can't even have bodily autonomy in death

Here's a longer video of Brad Lander's detention just now inside 26 Federal Plaza as he tried to walk a man out of immigration court, by masked federal agents.

A graphic of Bernie and Zohran smiling. Text reads “BERNIE ENDORSES ZOHRAN.”

As for so many across this country, Bernie Sanders has been the single most influential political figure in my life.

As Mayor, I will strive to live up to his example by fighting for the working class every day and hopefully make Brooklyn’s own proud.

We know what we have to do to save our city from Andrew Cuomo.

We're cross endorsing 🤝 @bradlander.bsky.social

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Via @nytimes.com: I’m proud to team up with @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social and cross-endorse each other for Mayor because of his strong commitment to a more affordable city.

Together, we'll fight for a safer, better-run New York — and ensure that Andrew Cuomo makes it nowhere near City Hall.