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Ian Goldsworthy

@iangoldsworthy.bsky.social

Primary teacher. Dad to a young man with learning disabilities. Occasional writer.

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How did I forget the avalanches!

07.11.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bury me deep in love - The Triffids
There she goes, my beautiful world - Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
Know your product - The Saints
Outtathaway - The Vines
Slow - Kylie Minogue

#fridayfive

07.11.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*Downloading empathy 3%*

06.11.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
IFG graph showing suspensions per 100 school pupils by decile.

IFG graph showing suspensions per 100 school pupils by decile.

This second graph is also striking.

06.11.2025 10:09 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
Here's the IFG suspensions by type of school per 100 pupils graph.

Here's the IFG suspensions by type of school per 100 pupils graph.

06.11.2025 10:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Curriculum Review: What it means for Primary Science - Danny Nics Science Fix The DFE have just published their curriculum review of the English National Curriculum. Here's what it means for primary school science.

The Curriculum Review - what it means for Primary School Science. A summary.

www.sciencefix.co.uk/2025/11/prim...
#edusky #eduskyprimary #uked

05.11.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just had sex i mean watched van de ven's goal

04.11.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

04.11.2025 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 8953    πŸ” 2292    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 76

It's a testament to how much the Republican Party has changed that Dick Cheney's final vote was for the Democrats.

04.11.2025 11:30 β€” πŸ‘ 237    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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01.11.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Our Granddad is 100 and fought in D-day
and he thinks Farage is the right man to
sort Britain out. He says he reminds him
of one of the commanders he fought
alongside with distinction. In the next
few weeks he's going to auction off his
medals and donate all the money to
Reform. Anyone know how much an Iron Cross is worth?

Our Granddad is 100 and fought in D-day and he thinks Farage is the right man to sort Britain out. He says he reminds him of one of the commanders he fought alongside with distinction. In the next few weeks he's going to auction off his medals and donate all the money to Reform. Anyone know how much an Iron Cross is worth?

Absolute perfection. #Reform

01.11.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2837    πŸ” 691    πŸ’¬ 102    πŸ“Œ 37
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a ghost is covered in a white veil and looking at the camera . ALT: a ghost is covered in a white veil and looking at the camera .

The Others

Still a terrific ghost story and a first scary movie for my 11 year old daughter (who now tells me she won’t be able to sleep tonight)

What’s amazing watching it now is how well the twists are misdirected despite there being 1001 clues along the way

31.10.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Halloween - Siouxsie and the Banshees
Zombie - Jamie T
Little Monster - Royal Blood
Vampire - Olivia Rodrigo
Skeleton Key - The Coral

#fridayfive

31.10.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Scream Mask Left On While Using Toilet

Scream Mask Left On While Using Toilet

Scream Mask Left On While Using Toilet

31.10.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1132    πŸ” 124    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 9
Mandy Patinkin and Kathryn Grody promoting Zohran

Mandy Patinkin and Kathryn Grody promoting Zohran

POV you’re still not married and your grandparents just found the nicest boy with a good job they want you to meet

29.10.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 16162    πŸ” 1698    πŸ’¬ 211    πŸ“Œ 144
Pumpkin
Β 
was what she called him
because she knew
he’d always held a candle for her
Β 
that his head was huge, 
fleshy and orange
were further contributory factors


Brian Bilston

Pumpkin Β  was what she called him because she knew he’d always held a candle for her Β  that his head was huge, fleshy and orange were further contributory factors Brian Bilston

Today’s Halloween-based poem is called β€˜Pumpkin’.

29.10.2025 10:00 β€” πŸ‘ 294    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

I’m really starting to suspect that most of the tech bros haven’t actually read Tolkien, as they certainly don’t understand it.

The gentle hobbits save the β€œhard men” of Gondor, largely through compassion and selflessness. Not the other way around. The Christian parable is barely hidden!

29.10.2025 09:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4584    πŸ” 899    πŸ’¬ 197    πŸ“Œ 84
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Keir Starmer's failure to stand up to this man is a cowardly and suicidal calamity

29.10.2025 08:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6747    πŸ” 1297    πŸ’¬ 567    πŸ“Œ 160
a screenshot of two X posts by Chris Lesinski (@lesinski)

the first, posted at 7:14 PM EDT on Oct. 25, 2025, says:

Quite an epic AI typo in The Journal today. 

The Paramount exec is named Cindy Holland and they wrote β€œCindy the Netherlands”

The post also includes a photo of the print newspaper featuring the passage in question.

The second X post, a threaded reply from @lesinski, was posted 17 hours ago, and says:

Spelling this out a little more:
1) yes, this is real, WSJ Sat/Sun edition this weekend
2) they probably do some form of AI copy editing and the style guide says β€œwe don’t use the informal β€˜Holland,’ instead use β€˜the Netherlands’”…

… it’s just that this is a very obvious exception a human should have caught.

a screenshot of two X posts by Chris Lesinski (@lesinski) the first, posted at 7:14 PM EDT on Oct. 25, 2025, says: Quite an epic AI typo in The Journal today. The Paramount exec is named Cindy Holland and they wrote β€œCindy the Netherlands” The post also includes a photo of the print newspaper featuring the passage in question. The second X post, a threaded reply from @lesinski, was posted 17 hours ago, and says: Spelling this out a little more: 1) yes, this is real, WSJ Sat/Sun edition this weekend 2) they probably do some form of AI copy editing and the style guide says β€œwe don’t use the informal β€˜Holland,’ instead use β€˜the Netherlands’”… … it’s just that this is a very obvious exception a human should have caught.

oh my GODDDDDDDDDDD

(apologies for screenshotting the hellsite, which I no longer use; I saw the link in CNN's Reliable Sources newsletter)

27.10.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1845    πŸ” 417    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 95

Money for Nothing compares 2 U

I’m still Standing in the way of control

Common People Watching

Hey Boy, Hey Girl, You’ll be a woman soon

Smells like teen Spirit in the sky

27.10.2025 08:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a sign that says chicago is lit up in the dark ALT: a sign that says chicago is lit up in the dark

Chicago

It’s very obviously a stage show on the screen but it’s super striking in the way it’s shot

Better than I remembered

25.10.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I lost my dad at about the same age as Billy

It is just the most painfully heartbreaking song

25.10.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Reform's HQ in Caerffili/Caerphilly with the words "NOW U CAN FUCK OFF HOME" written on it's shutters

Reform's HQ in Caerffili/Caerphilly with the words "NOW U CAN FUCK OFF HOME" written on it's shutters

Da iawn, Caerffili. πŸ‘πŸ’œ

25.10.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 666    πŸ” 177    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 13

Well I’m two chapters in and am wishing I’d reread Secret Commonwealth first so I think you’ve made a sound decision there

25.10.2025 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Even though I’ve not been completely sold on the Book of Dust trilogy I’m very excited to be starting this

🀞Please stick the landing🀞

25.10.2025 08:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’―

24.10.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lippy Kids is a great shout

It’s such a perfect nostalgia for a time you have no idea is special when you’re living in it

24.10.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The White House Building Every president since John Adams has occupied the White House, and the history of this building extends far beyond the construction of its walls. From the Ground Floor Corridor rooms, transformed from...

Open the page. Scroll down to the timeline. Go through the timeline.

It’s… shocking

24.10.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1237    πŸ” 419    πŸ’¬ 168    πŸ“Œ 649
How do you have a White Lotus holiday for less

How do you have a White Lotus holiday for less

Just kill someone at Center Parcs

24.10.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 302    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 4

I cannot believe how much money is controlled by people who think the future of entertainment is saying β€œsiri make me the best video game ever” into the smart home hub and having it generate something like this

24.10.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 514    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 3

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