The Vampire Cheese's Avatar

The Vampire Cheese

@mxhemlock.bsky.social

high and hard femme | vampire enthusiast | glitter & bad taste | has fashion feelings | queer kinkster | sex nerd profile pic by @theirdandelion.bsky.social

49 Followers  |  86 Following  |  548 Posts  |  Joined: 07.02.2024  |  2.0647

Latest posts by mxhemlock.bsky.social on Bluesky

Asking you to treat fat people with respect is not opposing GLP-1s. I sincerely hope that you are never in a position to know what it’s like to live in a body considered less than, but realistically speaking you will, and I hope it makes you rethink the empathy you never needed to develop

18.02.2026 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Working in corporate as someone woman shaped means you just spend your 9 to 5 as Cassandra. And its still considered impolite to say I told you so!

18.02.2026 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Heard an interview today where a guy said (and I'm paraphrasing) "LLMs have had years to train on every aspect of chess, read every book and article about it, review every match, but when they play, they STILL makes illegal moves. That tells you everything."

And.

Yup.

17.02.2026 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2726    πŸ” 706    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

I am person of simple needs when it comes to smutt and its the supposedly more scary one being a good dog.

17.02.2026 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The worst emails are always sent by those with the most power.

16.02.2026 08:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Honestl this one worked out pretty good

16.02.2026 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

OK Tracer Bullet was good but I assume we're all in agreement that this is the all-time BEST Calvin & Hobbes strip, correct

16.02.2026 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2356    πŸ” 436    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0
Drawing of a figure crushed by a large rock. The image reads β€œHow your email finds me”

Drawing of a figure crushed by a large rock. The image reads β€œHow your email finds me”

Haha send to Ricky in accounting

16.02.2026 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 678    πŸ” 141    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I love this kind of episode

13.02.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 552    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 0

valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.

14.02.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 13457    πŸ” 1955    πŸ’¬ 144    πŸ“Œ 51

I love the fact that all my impulsive and poor decisions these days relate to hair. Rather than something is actual life long reprecussions.

15.02.2026 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep! Tiny camera! I finally got to an ENT surgeon and he just did in his rooms, which suprised me! Last time I tried to see an ENT he barely look at me and was kind a dickhead. This guy was lovely.

12.02.2026 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yesterday I got to see the inside of my nose and back of throat. It was wild and explained why I can't breath good.

12.02.2026 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Particularly in like more mainstream media.

I'm sure this exists in the more niche spaces, because its not that uncommon an experience.

12.02.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pillion rattling around has made me realise how bored I am with 'Sub feels underappreciated & wants to switch it up with more vanilla intimacy' narratives. I know it kills the fantasy but I fucking love more bdsm stories where Dom is allowed to have complexity & geniune feelings.

12.02.2026 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We really do need to rebuild the capacity to meet strangers in public places, and stuff like this ruins it for everyone.

11.02.2026 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1643    πŸ” 212    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 4

**SPOILER**

It felt fucking wild to me that Ray left without removing the collar. Like he was a bit of cunt but that felt out of place with the limited part of his character we do see.

11.02.2026 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I actually didn't mind not seeing the negotiation, there's a lot happening off screen and we just see moments.

11.02.2026 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The scenes with the whole gang of kinksters were all a delight.

Beautifully made.

Left me with complicated feelings about the main dynamic.

Weirdly felt more like a coming of age tale for Colin than a romance.

11.02.2026 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw Pillion last night, I enjoyed it!

BUT if your expecting it to have the bdsm rom-com vibes of Secretary you will be dissappointed.

I think the promo & mainstream coverage was so focused the shock a bdsm dynamic contained any sweetness it over-sold that aspect.

11.02.2026 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As a film nerd pov I thought it was beautifully made.

As a kinkster I enjoyed the way it depicted duality of the awkwardness & eroticism, the scenes with the whole crew were all a delight, I didnt need to see their negotiation but the end left a bad taste in my mouth for a few reasons.

11.02.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We're going to pass "children's safety" legislation, and we're also going to allow news events like "MrBeast has acquired ... a teen-focused financial app"

09.02.2026 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 234    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminder that we can submit support tickets. support.discord.com

09.02.2026 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2554    πŸ” 1273    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 6
Screenshot of posts from four different people talking about a ring commercial that I completely missed. (God bless the β€œpopular with friends” feed)
Brandon Friedman β€’ @brandonfried... β€’ 31m
The nice commercial about helping kids find their lost pets was the scariest thing I've
seen in my life

Adam Gurri Β© @adamgurri.liberalcur... β€’ 33m
So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance
network they can leverage all at once huh

Tressie McMillan Cottom β€’ @tressi... β€’ 34m
I tell you what, Ring figured out exactly how to weaponize white people's empathy in service to a corporately controlled
surveillance state.
Tell them it will find your dog.

Joshua Erlich β€’@joshuaerlich.bsky.... β€’ 34m
fuck this Ring commercial hiding fascism
behind dogs

Screenshot of posts from four different people talking about a ring commercial that I completely missed. (God bless the β€œpopular with friends” feed) Brandon Friedman β€’ @brandonfried... β€’ 31m The nice commercial about helping kids find their lost pets was the scariest thing I've seen in my life Adam Gurri Β© @adamgurri.liberalcur... β€’ 33m So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh Tressie McMillan Cottom β€’ @tressi... β€’ 34m I tell you what, Ring figured out exactly how to weaponize white people's empathy in service to a corporately controlled surveillance state. Tell them it will find your dog. Joshua Erlich β€’@joshuaerlich.bsky.... β€’ 34m fuck this Ring commercial hiding fascism behind dogs

We’re onto you, Ring

09.02.2026 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2436    πŸ” 728    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 35

Sports is gay and Spanish now deal with it

09.02.2026 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 435    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

We somehow have gotten Kendrick and Bad Bunny staging two of the most spectacular and political Super Bowl halftime shows ever, back to back, during the most aggressively fascist reign in US history

09.02.2026 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 422    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

That halftime show is what people mean when they say "joy is an act of resistance."

09.02.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5160    πŸ” 948    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 22

Ahhh yes by only playing songs from their famously apolitical album *checks notes* ...American Idoit

09.02.2026 10:39 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Green Day: β€œdon’t wanna be an American Idiot”

Page Six:

08.02.2026 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2916    πŸ” 530    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 5

English speakers like "that was less political than I thought" lol they had ricky martin singing "dont do us like you did hawaii"

09.02.2026 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4546    πŸ” 716    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 17

@mxhemlock is following 20 prominent accounts