To think, I admired this guy eons ago. For shame on myself.

For fucks sake!

This is the way. I spent one Lent going out of my way to avoid giving them oxygen. Just laugh and block them. Now I have mostly stopped that.

LMFAO

From the Wii User Agreement (2010): If we detect unauthorized software, services, or devices, your access to the Wii Network Service may be disabled and/or the Wii Console or games may be unplayable.

It always bothers me how people can still invoke Iwata's death as an argument regarding Nintendo. I'm still not going to mourn his death 10 years later. I'm not that braindead towards a company to that level. I do like him but... come on.

As if during Iwata's tenure absolutely everything was better

Which is weird because when he was still alive, I remember folks were demanding that he resign. It's hard for me to take all that Iwata glazing seriously. If he were still running Nintendo, he'd likely still be doing the similar shit Furukawa is doing right now.

Thank the Lord for that!

It's about time the Mario gang have a new look!

Me, 2015: Fuck Justin Trudeau!
*10 years later*
Me: Give the Liberals another 20 years!

Until the capricious geriatric toddler and his flunkies are gone, pass.

From the same dickwads who threaten to annex Canada, mind you.

Currently, they're not added to the exemption list just yet. But given the capriciousness of your President, I'd say give it a week.

LMFAO So the capricious geriatric toddler caved on tariffs on China because his tech buddies appealed to him.

"Liberation Day", my balls! It took him 10 days to cave. Sorry, my American oomphies, but as long as you have him as President, the tariffs will continue.

Regardless, it's not my (or any Canadian's) fault that your countrymen elected that dipshit.

Except he won both EC and the Popular Vote this time. As far as I'm concerned, that's the only thing that matters. He's your problem, not mine.

He's was token black guy whenever they wanted quell accusations of racism, but I doubt they ever read his shit.

Preordering this went "this is longshot" to "no fucking way".

I hope you dick holes who insisted that "Games are too cheap adjusted for inflation" are gonna pay over $120 CAD a game on a over $1200 CAD machine.

Also, fuck y'all for electing that dipshit.

So now Canadians have suffer because our neighbours elected President Dipshit. Which we NOTHING to do with!

But they're gonna get hit with tariffs, anyway. So that point is moot.

About to kick it to one of the best credits themes of all time!

Adjusted for inflation, the Switch 2 is on par with its processor.

My condolences for all my American gamer oomfies who now have to deal with Switch 2 pre-order delays because of the shenanigans from President Dipshit.

The fuck you mean these were the prices BEFORE that Dipshit's tarrifs.

Buddy said "That open world ain't shit. Buy a game where you don't need a new console!"

The balls on this account. Admirable. Keep that energy coming! I love it!

You know you're a shitty president when you have three countries known to have centuries of beef with eachother, unite against you.

Thank goodness for Nintendo Today. Now I have less of a reason to stick around that fake gamer Nazi's site.

"Bu-bu-but they call everyone a Nazi!" 😭

and Y'all wonder why I prefer to pick up my food in person.

Surprise, Surprise. They sold Pro Lifers™ out of convenience on the campaign and now they're making good on that promise. I'm sure they totally won't pivot to anything else.

That's because they all blend together.