Dr. Ruth Tomato

Is that the real Resolute Desk or is it in a bathroom at Maralago supporting a gold plated hand basin?

Prepared this yesterday and cooked it today. The gravy is so magnificent that I’m freezing it in an ice cube tray for later consumption. 🧑‍🍳💋

For no particular reason this reminds me of Earring Magic Ken.

Hell let’s make up a prize. Engrave his name on a gold ingot.

Or artisanal garlic?

Glad this isn’t scratch n sniff.

Can I employ ghosts? I will pay them a living wage.

And he’s in charge of number 2 no less.

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The trans pigeons strike again.

I’m not sure if it’s population density, more competition, state level subsidies, regulatory maximums or what.

I am all for subsidies, even though I don’t qualify. I wish we had regulatory caps like how electricity was in the 70s. The “free” market is naked predation.

You’re definitely getting a one star review on Squelp if you don’t remedy the sitch.

Dear Barbara 🤤

North Carolina
2025 with subsidies $450
2026 no subsidies $956

Same exact plan. Second to cheapest available. Had I remained in Maryland, the prices would be less than half. Hard to square that.

That comet cannot come soon enough.

I would read this article like it owed me money.

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This one says “back atcha”.

Will he ever, EVER put America first?

Glad that he is ok! That had to be terrifying.

Well it’s billable for you so…

Universal healthcare is the only path forward.

Thank you. I moved to NC from MD. The same vendor/same plan in MD is $500. Not sure why anyone retires to this state.

That tracks.

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“That’s a nice mayor you have there. It would be a shame if something happens to him.”

I’m one. Wrote all my federal and state representatives which are all republicans. Not holding out much hope.

Went to healthcare.gov today to renew my insurance. Current year $450. New rate $956. Guess I’m going to play Russian roulette next year and forego coverage.

Are we great yet?

Look at all those anchor babies.

Hockey is the answer to all the questions.

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I got bit by a mosquito with a nazi tattoo and the bite mark on my arm resembles a swastika. I hope its not contagious.

I’m sure he’d love to put the cucumber elsewhere but then his son would get a text notification.

Wow that’s a lot of bribes.