Howard Viva

He is an oracle of times past, but do not ask him questions. He no longer answers.

It is for our benefit that they keep Jeeves contained. You think you could best him should he escape? Foolishness.

Sometimes I find myself in someone's house and I see that their computer desk is small with only a moderately-sized monitor at most. If fact, their desk might not have a computer at all. That's when I realize this person is normal and has a life.

I love programming technologies with website frontpages that attempt to wow you into using them without clearly and concisely explaining what thing even is. Gotta be one of my favorite genders.

Die in the Dungeon CLASSIC by Alarts, SexyBuggy, Jaun, MUNDONUEBO A turn-based, deck-building roguelite focused on dice combinations!

I strolled on down to itchio the other day and found this cute (non-derogatory) little die-related game that you can play in a browser.

I need to make it a habit of looking at itchio games more often.

alarts.itch.io/die-in-the-d...

A lot of people are wondering where the proof is that God created the earth in only 6 days, but you have to understand that back then, speedrun dot com didn't require video proof of records. The community was built on trust.
However, with current strats it's believed sub 5 is possible.

Remember:
No matter what you do,
no matter where you go,
there's a guy named Dan.

Diners and restaurants have a rich culture steeped in history and tradition. This is why they sometimes give you an extra straw for your table: just in case one of you is secretly the legendary Tommy Two-Straws, who has finally returned after all these years.

OB99 | Le Knight Club is playing in my house! Contains samples from: The Brothers Johnson - Stomp! (1980) Scandal ft. Lee Genesis - I Wanna Do It (1981) Shouts to Mr. Hoosteen for making the Crydamoure logo. https://soundcloud.com/hstnalmitey N

Actually, it appears a SoundCloud upload from the artist is still up.
on.soundcloud.com/V9RJL1pMHnnR...

I don't need them. I don't need them. I DON'T need them. I DEFINITELY don't need them. But think about how much happier my life would b-I don't need them. I DON'T need them.

As far as I can tell, at some point in every man's life, he must acquire at least one hobby that involves spending exorbitant amounts of money on items with price tags that cannot be rationally justified.

This post is a cry for help.

The French have disappointed me yet again.

As a man who has decided to educate himself on African history, I'm sure at no point will I become upset at the actions of a European nation.

LAWYER: where were you on the night of the murder

ME: in the desert

LAWYER: and who were you with

ME: a horse

LAWYER: and what is the name of this horse

HORSE: (from back of courtroom) *does throat cut motion*

ME: uhhh he didn’t have one

YouTube video by DJ Dion DJ Dion - Paradise

Someone appears to have actually made some Crydamoure fan music in the year 2025 and I find it very enjoyable.
youtu.be/H9XwCWKm1-E

It has been more or less five years since I made the decision to become a long-haired bearded man and I'm still waiting on my first 12 string guitar to materialize before me as I was promised.

YouTube video by BrightLyteProductions MONICA'S DREAM [SCI-FI/ROMANCE/HORROR Short Film]

I talk about things I'm involved with rather infrequently, so I'm going to break that silence to plug an indie short film directed by a friend of mine that I helped score!
It's about a couple who would like a baby, but their prayers end up yielding unexpected results.
youtu.be/f2_ZavHXKFI

Every time I'm looking forward to the 13th month, everybody collectively decides to reset back to the first one.
What the heck?

Code written with box characters used on old old software to make fake UIs

You’re still arguing about tabs vs. spaces? May I present…

YouTube video by Crydajam Le Knight Club - Holiday On Ice

If for some weird reason you're looking for holiday-themed french house music, there's this track from 1997: youtu.be/vmjzB0F5ei4

YouTube video by FLASH Justice Xmas Mix

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
Here's an Xmas mix made by Justice that contains no holiday music!
youtu.be/Dpg6UgmSOR4

You heard me

I had a conversation with coworkers once about if cereal was a soup. By the end of it, we were asking questions like "is mountain dew a soup?", "is carbonated soup a soda", and "is a human a ravioli?"

"1...2...3...4..."
The citizens of Thumb-opolis gasped. The government had promised this would never happen again.

I am now Mayor of Vampires.
To be clear, I am not a vampire myself. I also don't know of any vampires where I reside but as soon as I do I will be mayor of them.

This is an elected position where I vote for myself every year.
Interestingly, no one else has bothered to vote so far.

The only reason I know about it is because one of its co-founders also went on to co-found Crydamoure records with a member of Daft Punk.

YouTube video by Sugar D. Load Runner - Magic Potion - Pumpking Records PUMP 003 - 1995

I feel I am in danger of falling into another house music-related rabbit hole.
Pumpking records is an obscure label that released records in Paris in the 90s & not everything from it is available on youtube, although it seems most of its catalog can be bought off discogs.
youtu.be/tBJ4Nw6u-Ic

YouTube video by Xarabass Le Knight Club - Fun Radio Demo (Composed by LKC) [2005]

Huh. Apparently that last track might actually be real?
Someone else found it in a youtube video that claims to be sourced from 2005: youtu.be/5hSuVlj0uEw

YouTube video by VapeTheWaves Le Knight Club - Deemed Too Late

I will end this list with a track from Le Knight Club that is probably fake. It has a discogs entry but the only primary source for its existence is this youtube video. It sounds good, but is it a real abandoned, unreleased track? Like I said, probably not.
youtu.be/WUsgSMfdim0