Luke

Roberto Mancini’s name has come up via The Athletic, which was unexpected

It’ll be one former Watford manager. Which does given you a number to choose from. We usually announce a new manager within the hour under the Big Man. Fulham play at 5:30pm…

Chansari: the lowest possible bar

We’re just massive, hence all the column inches we’re getting 🤣

The pundits forget than the proper fans have seen us lose to Scunthorpe in League One, the Big Greek can do what he wants since he’s not loading us with debt, unlike some owners!

See you there!

@kankurette.bsky.social unrelated: are you going to Cave In?

Yep. Standard day for our Totally Normal Club.

Replaced Carmy with Paddington Bear looking high as shit but I’m not a snitch.

the bear but with like bears: thread

I regularly buy a dozen bottles of Badger Ale and 2 packs of mushrooms at my local supermarket. I put them on the conveyor belt in that order hoping the cashier will burst into song as they put them through the till, but they never do.

Anyone else seeing Sparta at The Star & Garter?

(I love saying this out loud)

#manchester

Cried absolute buckets when NIN played Hurt last night. Was not expecting it to hit quite that hard.

Mineral’s EndSerenading is a fucking masterpiece.

I am reminding myself of this fact.

And ‘&serenading’ still has a 100% record for making me cry.

god: it's called a snapping turtle
angel: so cute, why would he call you a sna -
snapping turtle: OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP

A headline from The Times, with Nick Clegg saying that requiring permission from copyright holders to train AI on their word would 'kill' the AI industry. Boo fecking hoo.

My plans for a major retail emporium are being threatend by wholesalers who won't let me steal the stock.

You’ve been cordially invited.

Do you bring Vimto, Ribena or some kind of orange squash?

We’ve been shit for weeks, can’t blame him. Players are knackered to be fair, squad is thin but rotation was possible, some players are in the last chance saloon though.

The Golden Girls on the cover of Weezer’s Blue Album.

album covers ft the golden girls: thread

An Exmoor Horn ram posed by a tent. This ram was owned by S.J. Rudd, of South View, North Melton, Devon.

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

very very serious 🦆

Saw them do Risingson on Jools Holland, whole record stands up pretty well

Mezzanine is fantastic

Elizabeth Taylor in a moss green see through hooded top.

A taylor guitar of the same color.

elizabeth taylor and other guitars: thread

He doesn’t know what the Commonwealth is. Although him ‘winning’ a ‘deal’ where they get to host the Commonwealth Games for the next 30 years would be quite funny.

Given the pose, I’m assuming I’ve fallen over, so will gratefully take your hand in the hope you’ll be able to help me up.

Alternatively you’re 10 feet tall and I should probably be mildly concerned.

Things look bleak out there.

Let’s be excellent to each other.

If you’re making music to satisfy an algorithm, are you actually an artist?

Ahem

House of Games can put you right off people, or endear them to you.

Usually the former though.