Calliope

I mean…it KINDA looks Rapturous

Just throwing back HANDFULS of Tylenol rn

Wow. It’s hard to grasp that 9/11 was only a week ago

Hard to tell but this was a lavender E.T. t-shirt with my name in iron-on velveteen lettering that my brother gave me for my birthday (yes, I wore jeans to the beach as a pre-Goth pre-teen)

Disgusting that people are celebrating Kirk's death.

I am not UP nor AT ‘EM but a secret third thing

I’ll only use my standing desk if someone holds me in a Baby Bjorn and offers me sips of coffee from a sippy cup

🖤 she’s famous! Sean’s putting her in the next (all cats!) issue of CH!

That’s my sweet girl, Jubbies 🖤🤍🖤 i love you @hotsietozzi.bsky.social !🎈

Thinking about Sharon 💔

Love how he prepared for this journey these past months. Beautiful final show, embraced what was happening. Went out like the true searcher he was.

I didn’t know we had a podcast, Chris

Be honest, you fucking hate your podcast partner, don’t you?

If you’re looking for a pair of shoes that make you look like you stepped in a huge pile of shit, I’ve got you

#Neverforget my #pisstweets 💛

Hoo, boy, is it ever hot out there. Treating myself to an ice-cold urine sample

Saddest movie title

Would love to know what pills Melania is on to keep her so Stepford

Rubber bullet ‘shatters’ ICE protester’s testicle in downtown Los Angeles \A man who was out protesting against ICE raids in downtown Los Angeles this week spoke with KTLA after an officer’s close-range shot to his groin with a rubber bullet severely bruised one of his t…

Rubber bullet ‘shatters’ ICE protester’s testicle in downtown Los Angeles

Sure feels like I should have called in “Brian Wilson died” to work today 💔

Epley Manœvers in the Dark: my synth band inspired by my recurring Benign Paroxysmal Positional Vertigo

It’s sad this guy died or whatever but this looks like when I’m proud of my glorious full bush but still want to wax my undercarriage

The perfect bird feeder doesn't exi--

I’ve read everyone’s posts today and can sum it up by saying we’re all dumb and wrong

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Fuckboi. c’mon, Chrissy

My personal chef got drunk on the job again

Turd & Surf