kid gruesome

sherman, for the love of god!

Santa 9/11 came early this year

"I'm not like the other girls" 🥰 I advocate for violence against fascists ☺️

I LOVE IT I LOVE YOU !!

She's risking her life to try to deliver humanitarian aid to Palestinians is what she did! She's a brave Swedish activist! And in his house, Greta Thunberg is a hero, end of story!!!

She's risking her life to try to deliver humanitarian aid to Palestinians is what she did! She's a brave Swedish activist! And in his house, Greta Thunberg is a hero, end of story!!!

I am completely confident that I could have ruined Friedrich Nietzsche's life

I'm a lot like our Lord in that I also sleep for 3 days after an eventful Friday night

Day 2 of jury duty. No, no, I'm not a hero. Just your average citizen

They can make me go to jury duty. But they can't make me shower

Call the cops, Dad's listening to Joe Rogan again

I wish I had a normal childhood, adolescence, and adulthood

Thank you, friend!

My plans for tomorrow:

12:00:00 PM: I try to get NIN tickets

12:00:10 PM: I throw my laptop into the East River

i'll be the first to admit i was skeptical about Fangloxx the Pussy Vaporizer from Planet X99. but then he vaporized my pussy

I'm experiencing the terrors and the horrors, don't text

This is violence

There's nothing I fear more in this world than receiving a text message

Call the cops, Dad's getting interested in religion again

Notification from CVS Health app that says "It's National Quitter's Day!"

Finally, it's my time to shine!

I really want to make some big, positive changes in the new year. Now all I need to achieve my goals is a full frontal lobotomy

‘Tis the season

we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you

Anyone on here know how to escape the endless cycle of samsara? Asking for me

you mean the guy the federal government pays to build rockets is a nazi??? say it ain’t so

Peppermint Patty is the white liberal feminist. She has internalized the tactics of the oppressor and, seeking to seize what power the patriarchy allows her in service of its own perpetuation, she wields them over Marcie. Nowhere is this more evident than in the interpellation "sir."

Jordan Peterson: Homer used to be able to choke Bart when he said ‘why, you little.’ And when he did that it was bloody magical. A thousand parental frustrations laid bare, the untrammeled paternal id for all the world to see. An unparalleled *starts weeping* moment of catharsis

Sir a second darkness has hit the edge of town

Sigh... This is the part of the job I hate. *works 9-5, Monday-Friday*

🎶 I'm pinching a loaf where the rain gets in