Agreed. I can't seem to find anything other than this screenshot anywhere.

May the light of the dumpster fire that is social media, light my way...

Elon Musk is not finding “waste and abuse”. He is simply slashing regulations and firing regulators that keep you safe, just so he can add a few more zeros to his bank account.

I heard the vowels have changed, it's now A E I LOVE U

#LazentinesDay

Are you breakfast cuz you're the most important part of my day

#LazentinesDay

Excuse me. I was blinded by your beauty. I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes

#LazentinesDay

People be talking about donda-this and donda-that...well has it donda-pon you that I don't have your number yet?

#LazentinesDay

Did your license get suspended cuz you're driving me crazy!

#LazentinesDay

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree...but the best way to fall is in love with me

#LazentinesDay

Excuse me, are you a barrier constructed across a river to hold back water and raise its level, forming a reservoir used to generate electricity or as a water supply? Because...dam

#LazentinesDay

What's your favorite insect? Mine is the butterflies you gave me.

#LazentinesDay

You know what thing suits you the most? My surname.

#LazentinesDay

Hey babe. C_ddles and k_isses. What's missing?

#LazentinesDay

I'm gonna have to start charging you rent cuz you spend all day in my mind

#LazentinesDay

Hey babe lemme tie your shoes so you don't fall for anyone else...

#LazentinesDay

I'm studying to become a historian. I'm especially interested in finding a date.

#LazentinesDay

1) Chili garlic tuna, roasted broccoli and rice
2) Spicy chicken noodle bowls
3) Big Mac salad
4) Sourdough donuts

#WhatsBryantBiting

Worth noting that McConnell refusing to whip votes to convict Trump at his impeachment trial (or vote himself to convict) is *why* we’re now in a position where a trade war with our allies could happen. If McConnell is looking for the person at fault, he might want to consult a mirror.

If you take down a Confederate memorial that was literally dedicated to promote white supremacy, that’s “erasing history.”

But if you hide pictures of accomplished women, that’s just fighting wokeness.

Being ran with anything but commen sense is more like it.

Lots of good things came outta my kitchen this week:
-Gingered Pumpkin Bisque w/ Shrimp
-Shrimp & Cauliflower "grits"
-Smashburgers
-Steak BLT Salad w/ fried pickles and pickle ranch

#WhatsBryantBiting

If you weren’t clear: a President ordering a Federal health and disease agency to delete pages on its website is a public health crisis.

Looking forward to trying it out on Android!

#WhatsBryantBiting
1. Parmesan ditalini & Chicken Parm
2. Foccacia Strata
3. Chicken Tortilla Soup

Hmmm, it's weird how these "patriots" can breathe with their faces covered as they march in D.C. but struggled during COVID times 🤔

Missouri man accused of impersonating immigration officer A Missouri man is accused of impersonating an immigration officer and threatening a woman.

Vile behavior www.firstalert4.com/2025/01/24/m...

Constitutional amendment to allow Trump third term introduced in the House President Donald Trump has hinted at the possibility of somehow serving a third term in office.

Please let this die quickly to never be entertained again

www.cnbc.com/2025/01/23/t...

The way my jaw did not drop. Hoping Ms. Hutchinson releases them regardless

Trump is deporting the guy who mows your lawn but releasing the guy who bashed a police officer’s head in back to your community.