Harlot O’Hara

Always follow the money

Oh my gosh! Hi! Welcome to this kinder gentler place! I’m so flattered. How are you?!

Yes! And the constant look of surprise

It’s her default expression LOL

Paddington, Clare, and France send hugs 🩷

That’s the key

Also.

Same, pretty much. After the Dallas/Falcon Crest/Dynasty/Golden Girls heyday of the 80s with my mom, I was lost in books.

Teslas will piss me off bad. All of them. My deep hatred for those is matched by giant modern pickup trucks and Tahoes/Escalades/Expeditions/Suburbans/etc.

Every big truck guy drives like an aggressive asshole, and I have yet to see a giant SUV driver that doesn’t drive like they’re drunk and lost.

The great thing about Lovesac couches is that you can pull them apart and wash every single cover.

The bad thing about Lovesac couches is pulling them apart and then reassembling them. This is my living room until tonight 😭

I hear that. Having time for other hobbies last year created a great emotional divide 😂

I am SO hot about these takes. Why should she be the one that always has to shrug it off?

6 points ain’t bad for the #3 team, y’all.

God, yes.

I tried so many times, I think my record was getting 45 minutes into the first one

Being into LOTR is work, actual labor, no thank you

Also, Lord of the Rings or Star Wars anything. I’m good.

- Haven’t read or seen anything Harry Potter.
- I’ve watched probably 5 episodes of Friends and Seinfeld.
- Name a Disney movie after Little Mermaid, haven’t seen it.
- Quentin Tarantino movies? Nope.
- Die Hard? No.
- Nirvana, Rage Against, Pearl Jam? Ha!

Tons more, and IDC. I’m sure it sucks.

Same

ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING TRICK PLAYS

Dear Touchdown Jesus-

I have been a good person, and what I want most for my friend @lisawillnotlose.bsky.social’s upcoming birthday is a win over Miami tonight. 🙏🏻🤞🏻 💛❤️

Oh great

Damn, Texas.

😒

Has to be.

Why are there so many kids taller than 6’3” these days? What kind of hormones are they putting in the food of these children?

i, too, have written about the military for decades, as has everybody politically mindful and above the age of 35 or so, and if kathy parker were any more full of shit you could give her an enema and bury her in a matchbox

One first step people should do to respond to this is start using the “report a speed trap” function in Apple Maps to report where ICE is operating. Make Apple party to the attempt to protect people.

Same. I’ve found myself jamming hard to Elizabeth Taylor and Honey today

The most anti-Sagittarius thing you could ever do too smh