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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE

@captainannoying.bsky.social

writer/editor, leftist grouch, UGA shitposter, last white man in America without a podcast; can recite “Midnight Marauders” in its entirety

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Will Cain is a whole bitch who got wrecked in sports and had to go shake ass for racists for money

03.12.2025 22:15 — 👍 1408    🔁 229    💬 26    📌 9
Jamie Dupree • @jamiedupree
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With the pardon of Rep. Henry Cuellar D-TX, who had been accused of bribery and corruption, President Trump has now pardoned 12 members of Congress - 10 Republicans and 2 Democrats. (All but Cuellar had been convicted.)
Chris Collins R-NY - insider trading
Duncan Hunter R-CA - campaign corruption
Steve Stockman R-TX - campaign corruption
Rick Renzi R-AZ - corruption
Robin Hayes R-NC - lying to the FBI
Mark Siljander R-MI - obstruction, lying
Duke Cunningham R-CA - bribery
Michael Grimm R-NY - tax evasion
John Rowland R-CT - corruption
George Santos R-NY - corruption
Rod Blagojevich D-IL - corruption

Jamie Dupree • @jamiedupree X.com With the pardon of Rep. Henry Cuellar D-TX, who had been accused of bribery and corruption, President Trump has now pardoned 12 members of Congress - 10 Republicans and 2 Democrats. (All but Cuellar had been convicted.) Chris Collins R-NY - insider trading Duncan Hunter R-CA - campaign corruption Steve Stockman R-TX - campaign corruption Rick Renzi R-AZ - corruption Robin Hayes R-NC - lying to the FBI Mark Siljander R-MI - obstruction, lying Duke Cunningham R-CA - bribery Michael Grimm R-NY - tax evasion John Rowland R-CT - corruption George Santos R-NY - corruption Rod Blagojevich D-IL - corruption

“It’s a big club and you ain’t in it.”

04.12.2025 02:34 — 👍 1263    🔁 382    💬 32    📌 23
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This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.

27.11.2025 17:24 — 👍 22946    🔁 7448    💬 544    📌 269

They all know he’s fucking deranged. Every smiling rich prick there. And they still are groveling.

04.12.2025 11:22 — 👍 85    🔁 16    💬 7    📌 2

theonion.com/masturbator-...

04.12.2025 01:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

not to cape up for Notre Dame or anything, but Catholics basically started Christianity. we the OGs of this shit. busta-ass Baptists need to back up or get jacked up

03.12.2025 13:53 — 👍 29    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 1
03.12.2025 02:30 — 👍 48    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 0

I would check out the article to see just how bad it is, but I would rather have CumCravingGrannies dot biz in my browser history than NR

02.12.2025 23:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

this is a whole lot of words to say “i, a journalist, cannot be counted on to do basic research”

02.12.2025 23:32 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

universities like “sorry, there’s a budget shortfall, we have to cut the rowing program” yet they’re shelling out for idiotic shit like this

02.12.2025 15:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

now when he goes to audition for other vomit hose jobs the producers are gonna be like “oh, this is just a formality, we’re familiar with your work, when can you start”

02.12.2025 15:13 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

seriously, paying a coach a bonus if some *other* team wins a playoff game. LSU oughta be ashamed of themselves. even Auburn wouldn’t do something that stupid, and those people burn money for warmth

02.12.2025 15:08 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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What’s in Lane Kiffin’s LSU contract? $13 million per year, bonus for Ole Miss CFP success Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry railed against Brian Kelly’s exorbitant contract. Now LSU is giving Lane Kiffin a more lucrative one.

JEFF LANDRY: We’re paying Brian Kelly $54 million not to coach. Not doing that again.

JIMMY SEXTON: Lane wants $91M over 7 years

LANDRY: OK, sounds good

SEXTON: And a bonus if the team he’s not coaching anymore kicks ass in the CFP

LANDRY: I mean, seems only fair

www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...

02.12.2025 15:05 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Anyone can read these magazines.

Their staff members aren’t limited to their target audience.

But because they’re not explicitly geared towards white men, they “stand for illegal proxies.”

And have been cancelled.

02.12.2025 14:31 — 👍 104    🔁 42    💬 4    📌 0

not only do you have a journalistic duty to get one, you have a *moral* duty to buy so many that CFA decides to make it available nationwide

02.12.2025 14:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kiffin is Ryan Lizza, a self-serving asshole who’s irritating but easily ignorable; Kelly is RFK Jr, who’s actually killed people

02.12.2025 14:13 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you’re 12 years old. ask jeeves just hit the market. and you can search for one thing.

02.12.2025 13:42 — 👍 2006    🔁 327    💬 9    📌 2

i'm actually struck by how pete hegseth isn't just a cowardly man but a capital-c Coward. a guy who gets off on abusing and hurting people he thinks are weaker than him and then tries to run and hide when there might be consequences

02.12.2025 13:45 — 👍 9443    🔁 1618    💬 245    📌 92

I would suggest that anything Gordon Gee proposes is by definition a terrible idea

02.12.2025 14:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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okay my brain pills havent kicked in yet so here's the lane kiffin saga as explained by screencaps from crazy ex girlfriend

for example, when lane wants to remind everybody he wakes up early to do hot yoga

02.12.2025 13:54 — 👍 64    🔁 7    💬 4    📌 2

At this point, “LSU football coach” should be one of those jobs where even wanting it is a DSM-IV classified personality disorder, like arsonist or President

02.12.2025 04:34 — 👍 40    🔁 5    💬 3    📌 0

the first person we need to impeach is hakeem fucking jeffries. that’d solve a lot of problems right there.

i mean, if bill kristol—BILL KRISTOL!—is telling you “you don’t stand up to republicans enough,” how can you even look at yourself in the mirror?

02.12.2025 01:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Bari Weiss’s Big Secret Is That She’s Boring The “contrarian” journalist’s new vision for CBS News appears to just mean reinventing Crossfire.

I wrote about Bari Weiss newrepublic.com/article/2037...

01.12.2025 15:14 — 👍 1680    🔁 252    💬 87    📌 47
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the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all

01.12.2025 03:32 — 👍 15366    🔁 2505    💬 391    📌 169

you make some valid points, but if Kiffin is “among the oiliest characters in college football history,” I don’t see how you can blame the Ole Miss AD for not taking him at his word w/r/t devoting his full attention to the Rebels and putting up “guardrails” in recruiting.

01.12.2025 13:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

generally I’m an “ugh, why does it have to be video, can’t I just read it” kind of dude, but this is absolutely worth it

01.12.2025 13:16 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

I mean, back in 2015 I was so confident we’d beat Bama that I said so publicly on the Fullcast. There’s one born every minute and Vegas knows it

01.12.2025 13:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

looks like Mattel made a “Badonkadonk Barbie” but installed the upper half facing the wrong way

01.12.2025 13:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
black and white tuxedo cat sitting in the box for a black and white tuxedo cat lego set

black and white tuxedo cat sitting in the box for a black and white tuxedo cat lego set

Inception

21.05.2025 01:03 — 👍 5280    🔁 486    💬 83    📌 15

this is fucking insane

01.12.2025 00:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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