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patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors

14.11.2025 13:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4867    ๐Ÿ” 1136    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 589

BlueSky could have shared a screenshot of my tweet showing the Oct 10 timestamp and that I was using Johnny Cash lyrics to quote-tweet about an article on Johnny Cash. Instead, they made it look like I issued a random death threat and falsely claimed I posted it this week. They should apologize.

14.11.2025 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1675    ๐Ÿ” 251    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

This is the core of what rump pantomimed.

14.11.2025 04:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why post?

08.11.2025 22:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What do you see about this that makes it not a prosaic drone?

08.11.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What I'm hearing is: More whistles!

06.11.2025 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You may be too online

07.11.2025 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Meh

05.11.2025 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven.

05.11.2025 02:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because -no one- cares about Vance, and that is what will save America

05.11.2025 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is Taking Off viewable these days? Outside of private hands?

05.11.2025 02:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Olde London Towne

05.11.2025 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When you train a bird to harrass you

05.11.2025 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A carbon monoxide leak would have been so epically timed

01.11.2025 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You laid a trap for yourself. But it would have the same effect straight fom the store.

01.11.2025 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well they weren't allowed to carry swords, so how could they?

01.11.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That wine will lower your i.q. by at least 15 points.

01.11.2025 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cartoon showing a cliff with a giant pool on top filled with money, with a few superrich swimming in and lounging by the pool. A vertical conveyor belt transporting money from the bottom of the cliff to the pool is powered by people on unicycles, balancing precariously on a spinning rod. Signs on the cliff face read 'keep pedaling' One person has fallen off the unicycle and is falling down, passing a red painted line on the cliffside, with the text 'poverty line'.

Cartoon showing a cliff with a giant pool on top filled with money, with a few superrich swimming in and lounging by the pool. A vertical conveyor belt transporting money from the bottom of the cliff to the pool is powered by people on unicycles, balancing precariously on a spinning rod. Signs on the cliff face read 'keep pedaling' One person has fallen off the unicycle and is falling down, passing a red painted line on the cliffside, with the text 'poverty line'.

A visual summary of inequality. Cartoon from last year.

#wealth #poverty #inequality

01.11.2025 08:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 166    ๐Ÿ” 74    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Toussaint Loverture sighs deeply.

31.10.2025 02:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Find someone good and attempt to humiliate them. Find someone evil and promote or pardon them. This is antichrist behavior.

29.10.2025 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

90s ghoulfriend

29.10.2025 19:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All press should boycott

29.10.2025 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only reason we are not a post-scarcity globe is because scarcity suits the psychopaths who have captured global leadership.

28.10.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pigs about to find out

26.10.2025 19:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I havenโ€™t seen anyone talk about how Jane Doe - an Epstein survivor - just sued the Bank of New York Mellon for funding Epstein and failing to file a Suspicious Activity Report. A Mellon heir is the one who gave $130M to pay the troops. Seems bribey to me.

25.10.2025 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28677    ๐Ÿ” 12041    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1139    ๐Ÿ“Œ 765

If you were at TwitchCon and experienced or witnessed harassment, especially from IRL streamers, I'd like to speak with you for a story.

Please signal boost.

20.10.2025 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 885    ๐Ÿ” 600    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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Prime example of white privilege in plain sight.

Black kids get called adults to justify blame, while white adults get called โ€œkidsโ€ to excuse their hate. Theyโ€™re not boys and girls, theyโ€™re grown-ass men and women, and the receipts are in writing.

20.10.2025 02:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20417    ๐Ÿ” 7293    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1259    ๐Ÿ“Œ 463
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NEW: Thereโ€™s a disaster unfolding in Alaska right now. And no major network is covering it.

The remnants of Typhoon Halong battered western Alaska overnight. Homes, with people in them, have literally been swept into the Bering Strait.

At least 20 are missing. No comment from any federal agency.

13.10.2025 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14298    ๐Ÿ” 9063    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1007    ๐Ÿ“Œ 811

Horrifying junk food harlequin

10.10.2025 02:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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