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Distraught at Eurovizija

BREAKING: A wonderful speech from Green Party's Hannah Spencer after winning the Gorton and Denton by-election.

Congratulations!

Hannah Spencer walking into Westminster, sucking her teeth, tutting, and muttering "tell you what, you've had some cowboys in here."

elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire with the word pain written on it . ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire with the word pain written on it .

Painkillers have worn off and the spine is spining

Clean sweep 👏

SMASH INTO FUCKING PIECES

An image of Anas Sarwar shaking hands with Peter Mandelson. A tweet from Anas Sarwar "It was great to catch up with my old friend and the UK's (relatively!) new Ambassador to the US, Peter Mandelson"

Anas Sarwar proudly stood by his "old friend" Peter Mandelson despite his dodgy past and links to Jeffrey Epstein.

Scotland deserves better.

Lost a 1500 day Duolingo streak. Surprisingly not actually sad about it

Those televote numbers.... Atikin is landsliding the final and Lithuania is winning*

* the face I've said this for years doesn't matter

Lithuania is so back holy fuck

Americans really do just expect you to know all of their shitty pop culture

Just signed up for Channel 4 Plus and the first show I put on has a disclaimer that it's going to have ads on it 😤😤😤😤

LITHUFUCKINGSLAYNIA

Sometimes you just need an inexcusable amount of seaweed and aubergine to reset your day

People who fall asleep in the cinema need to be studied

People who fall asleep in the cinema while a woman is belting out Verdi need jailed

Tesco no longer sell taramasalata so I think my life might be over

It's extremely unfair that people just get to be born French while some of us are subjected to the UK

The death of DVDs really has made it so much harder to be a fan of non-English films. God I miss the random cheap HMV section

Got

Semi 1 Live
Semi 2 Jury
Final Jury

All standing 🫠🫠🫠

You definitely should run

I should probably remove the flags

Can't wait for them to suffer their worst ever election 🎉

It should really be a criminal offence to be subjected to Anas Sarwar before every YouTube video

If we turn into a corporate led cyberpunk dystopia, I'd gladly sell my soul to Sony

Not to be a shameless consumériste but I have now bought another leather jacket I did not need

Cakes for Christmas baked 🎉

God I'm a slut for wasabi

So true esc radio

Is there anything in life more embarrassing than phoning up a company because something doesn't work and it magically working as soon as the call starts

Originally said I wasn't going to bake anything for Christmas, but ideas are now flowing 👀 👀 👀 👀