Ren

It’s really too bad that the Republican Party will never accept that they are the Party of Sex Trafficking. Come on, MAGA - be proud of your legacy! Circle the wagons and protect your bloated mango leader, just like we know you will.

“Donald Trump has a tiny penis.”

Prove that statement wrong or prove it right, I guess.

Maybe the reason the news doesn’t spend all its time talking about how corrupt and moronic our US President is… is because it’s not news.

Article 25? Please?

Maybe I’m just being an old fashioned sort of dad, but I really don’t think Ivanka Trump should know what her father’s penis looks like. That’s just weird.

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We stand with you, Congresswoman. Just say the word and we are ready to be heard and be seen. We got your back.

Robert - I know you’re an economist and that’s your hammer of choice, but yes. Let’s mobilize, remove the current administration and then rebuild. We have to focus.

That’s it. No more. 47 needs to go. The con don needs to be gone.

TACO in the streets;
Brawler in the Tweets

America > trump

#8647

He is NOT 6’3” and 215 pounds. This is a stupid lie and so easy to prove.

He doesn’t understand politics. At least beyond the notion of running for office. Dude doesn’t even understand what the Declaration of Independence is, or what it means. That honestly should be a determining factor in presidential eligibility.

He lies. ALL THE TIME. We can all agree on that, right? Lie lie lie lie. I don’t even think he can help it. Especially because….

He’s not very smart. And this isn’t a statement about his growing dementia, but that is also a concern. But all along, he’s not smart. Doesn’t read, doesn’t write, and doesn’t really understand even moderately complex ideas.

He cheated on all his wives. All three.

He shits himself on the regular. And I get it, that happens. But let’s be honest about it. He. SHITS. Himself. And according to the production team on “The Apprentice”, they had to clean his ass even then. A lot. They had a guy they called “Wet Wipes”, just because he had THAT job. Poor dude.

That orange makeup really looks weird.

Hey, let’s take a moment out of our day to acknowledge a few of the more obvious (but maybe not earth shattering) facts about our grifter in chief.

Feel free to add your own.

1. He’s really bald. That’s a shockingly bad combover and it’s not fooling anyone.

Y’know, in his first term I probably watched the entire series of the West Wing three times, just thinking, “awww, how would it be…?”

Now, though? It’s like trying to watch Dead Poet’s Society or Good Will Hunting while knowing Robin Williams isn’t around anymore.

Grief. That’s what it is.

Does somebody need to point out that the tariffs are coming from inside his party??

If your first words to me are “I voted for trump” and your next words aren’t “and I’m sorry”, you can just stop there; we won’t have anything else to talk about.

I like leaders that don’t share national secrets on a public app.

#signalgate

Tossing this question out to y’all: if they succeed in shutting down Social Security, who do we talk to about getting all our money back. I’ve been paying in for thirty years; that’s MY money.

Put your four year old in the front seat of the car. Turn on the car. Allow him to drive. Tell yourself “you have to give them a chance to try!”

This is how republicans sound to me when they try to defend t***p’s presidency.

Okay, let’s just pick a random date and meet up in DC and throw the fuckers out. Sure, a nice and delicate plan would be nice too, but the longer we wait the less there will be around to try and save. So…. Thoughts?

My schedule isn’t too full. I could march.

The part of this which shall always confound me is that of the two US political parties, only one wants everyone to be happy and healthy and free.

Think about that for a moment, because you know it’s true.

It confounds me because the other party wants to hurt the first one.

Why?

Hey, republicans: have you ever gone camping? What did that teach you? What I learned, was that you take out your own trash.

We’re waiting. This is all on you now.

T***p and Vance, you are responsible for this. Congress, SCOTUS, you are also responsible for this.

Get to work. That is why you’re there.

Don’t hate me, but… I buy the graphic novels.