Happy

The Bulls came back and won after being down by 26. And the parts of the country that had a voice today spoke up and said fuck you to Donald Trump and everything he stands for.

Pretty decent night.

I’m coining the term autoincorrect.

I feel like Apple developers have run out of ways to improve on their devices so now they spend their time giving us solutions for problems that don’t exist or problems we could not have imagined giving a shit about.

I’m also pretty sure autocorrect has gone backwards the last two iOS upgrades.

I’m still standing. Yeah yeah yeah!

JB Pritzker every time he goes on TV and talks about Trump or Vance…

I went an entire college football Saturday without watching ESPN. It wasn’t even that hard. Folks we can do this!

Hit ‘em where it hits the hardest.

The irony in all of this is too thick. To be honest I don’t even have a real opinion about Jimmy Kimmel or what he said. I have no allegiance to any of it. What sucks is that we’re losing at every turn. The fascists are winning daily and the 1st and 2nd amendments are losing. That’s what sucks.

While I have you, it’s on all of us to do something here. Boycott is the only voice we have and it only works if we actually do it.

Do not watch College Gameday on Saturday. Skip MNF. Don’t click their links.

You will be fine not watching. They will only be fine if you DO.

Cancelled my Disney+, Hulu, and ESPN subscription. My “feedback” was “fuck you, you fascist cunts.” I feel better.

I want to meet Walton Goggins so I can tell him “I loved you in Major League: Back To The Minors.”

I just lowered the flag at my house to half staff for 9/11. I feel like I want to put up a sign next to it that says “Not For Charlie”

Oh like you haven’t given a friend a birthday card in the shape of a woman and used veiled language to make it seem but not seem like you’re a serial rapist and also signed your name to make it look like pubes.

The lengths some of you will go to contrive controversy.

I like how simply saying the day of the week is a perfectly reasonable response to someone asking how you’re doing.

Eh it’s Tuesday.

It’s Thursday, not bad!

Eh. Monday.

Hey it’s Friday!!!

It’s Wednesday, halfway there.

We should really stop saying “he said the quiet part out loud.” It’s not a quiet part if these racist fucks are always saying it.

We’re all looking for the guy who did this.

I must be from New England because I…

Bought Some Massive Glue Sets.

Walgreens should only play U2 on a continuous loop.

And I STILLLLL, haven’t found, what I’m looking for.

I heard other reports that said he wrote them a Blank check.

/collects all the high fives

That’s odd, he doesn’t look like the kind of guy who would spout hateful speech towards LGBTQ on FB. I could maybe understand it if he were ugly, it would be on brand if he had the personality to match. But for this strapping Adonis with flowing mane and sparkling eyes, it’s just so disappointing.

Wait a minute. How about all three?

PhishStyx and Stones.

I could get high and go to this show.

Which concert would you rather go to? Styx opening for The Rolling Stones for the Styx and Stones concert? Or Phish opening for Styx for the PhishStix concert?

You used to call yourself Danger. I feel like you’ve gone woke, Brian.

I hate him so much. I know I’ve been saying this for 10 years, but I can’t wait for this all to be over.

The president out here casually inventing a new form of citizenship. It hasn’t been done around these parts since the mid 1860s or so but worth trying again he supposes.

By the way, I cannot believe I’m the only person to make this connection. A quick google search with both of these titles yields zero results and it’s literally the same damn story.

Read the plots to both. The only difference is Dabney Coleman’s character was misdiagnosed and wasn’t really dying.

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills while reading this article about Will Leitch’s new book. The book has a nearly identical plot to Short Time, a 1990 Dabney Coleman movie. Now I get it, I’m the only person who ever saw that movie. Doesn’t mean it didn’t exist.

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You love me, Rex.

I feel like there’s a little bit of a letdown for Day 2 or the NBA draft every year. If it were me I would hold the second round first and save the first round for today. It would add some build up to the top pick IMO.