Brian Sharp

We should really stop saying “he said the quiet part out loud.” It’s not a quiet part if these racist fucks are always saying it.

We’re all looking for the guy who did this.

I must be from New England because I…

Bought Some Massive Glue Sets.

Walgreens should only play U2 on a continuous loop.

And I STILLLLL, haven’t found, what I’m looking for.

I heard other reports that said he wrote them a Blank check.

/collects all the high fives

That’s odd, he doesn’t look like the kind of guy who would spout hateful speech towards LGBTQ on FB. I could maybe understand it if he were ugly, it would be on brand if he had the personality to match. But for this strapping Adonis with flowing mane and sparkling eyes, it’s just so disappointing.

Wait a minute. How about all three?

PhishStyx and Stones.

I could get high and go to this show.

Which concert would you rather go to? Styx opening for The Rolling Stones for the Styx and Stones concert? Or Phish opening for Styx for the PhishStix concert?

You used to call yourself Danger. I feel like you’ve gone woke, Brian.

I hate him so much. I know I’ve been saying this for 10 years, but I can’t wait for this all to be over.

The president out here casually inventing a new form of citizenship. It hasn’t been done around these parts since the mid 1860s or so but worth trying again he supposes.

By the way, I cannot believe I’m the only person to make this connection. A quick google search with both of these titles yields zero results and it’s literally the same damn story.

Read the plots to both. The only difference is Dabney Coleman’s character was misdiagnosed and wasn’t really dying.

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills while reading this article about Will Leitch’s new book. The book has a nearly identical plot to Short Time, a 1990 Dabney Coleman movie. Now I get it, I’m the only person who ever saw that movie. Doesn’t mean it didn’t exist.

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You love me, Rex.

I feel like there’s a little bit of a letdown for Day 2 or the NBA draft every year. If it were me I would hold the second round first and save the first round for today. It would add some build up to the top pick IMO.

Today is the day donald trump finally became thank you for your attention to this matter.

Leslie Nielsen Nothing To See Here Gif Dot Fart

Are we really supposed to believe James Caan remembered to bring Joe Kane’s motorcycle keys with him before the last game of the season and kept them in his pocket that whole time? Piss off with that nonsense.

I went to a wedding last weekend and cut in front of a bunch of people who were standing in line for sangria. When someone called me on it I was like, hey quit your whining.

No wait that’s not it.

Damn it I ruined the punchline.

Give me your Mt Rushmore of Mt Rushmores. For me it has to be greatest basketball players of all time, best standup comedians, best quarterbacks, and maybe American Presidents.

Juno and Bleeker’s baby is old enough to vote.

Michael Taylor of the White Sox is hitting .184. That was good for fourth best in the starting lineup today.

Patrick Reed’s tan line makes his head look like a bobber.

The only person who would ever get me to say this…

May the Bears be f*cked for all eternity.

RIP friend. I already miss you bud.

He’s running our country like a mafia don. This will be Zelenskyy a few months from now if he signs any deal with this POS…

Every time I see Kyle Tucker come to bat for the Cubs this year…

Honey where were you last night? I didn’t hear you come to bed.

Oh I was outside in the rain making out with my ex-boyfriend.

Say what now?

Oh also we need a new car.

FIN

Helen Hunt is about to cheat on her husband and give away the family car to her ex boyfriend on AMC right now.

#Castaway