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They say if you sleep in a dream, you sleep in real life. Pronouns: reply/guy

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Doing woman stuff like wearing a t-shirt

13.02.2026 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aggro drift was the movie that made me realize he’s a top shelf dumb guy

11.02.2026 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I doubt ICE agents make more than cops. Cops are insanely overpaid

07.02.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple t...

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30.01.2026 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You make me sick! You would have wished Hitler happy birthday. Disgusting

28.01.2026 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s the same coin

22.01.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just saw a guy with Naruto headbands on his crocs. Then he turned around and had a patch on his backpack that said β€œPrimeWaifu” that looked like the amazon prime logo

31.12.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did it make it impossible to sleep

28.12.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Ponzi scheming yourself

22.12.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit great way to put it

20.09.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What kind of bandwidth does the SSD interface have

31.07.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They skedaddled once Ben Shapiro said we need to outlaw crime

17.07.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tame Impeller

30.06.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Immortalization of demoralization

30.06.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Blues Clues Booze Cruise

29.06.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reality is a terrible environment for consciousness

26.06.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This guy just wants you to join his oligopolycule

18.06.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll tip my fedora and m’lady whoever I science-well please!

18.06.2025 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What if it is consensual play

12.06.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thought this was from a campus protest at first

31.05.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Elden Ring is basically Mario in 3D

24.05.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How could the strategy of cluelessly playing catch-up in the wrongest way possibly fail

20.05.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Headphone jack?

25.04.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the most fucking depressing infographics I’ve ever seen

28.03.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Cell 2: The Cellar

20.03.2025 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Any interesting findings you’re willing to share?

15.03.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So it’s because he not only advertised the AfD, causing regular Germans to hate him, but also because the AfD already fucking hates Tesla. Masterful gambit dumbass

15.03.2025 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There are some decent incumbents. I think it’s worth being strategic both because a more focused campaign is more likely to be successful, and voting out every incumbent could result in a break-even or worse scenario due to the revolving door. There’s always someone worse, sometimes someone better

14.03.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They literally have worn golden diapers out of solidarity (liquidarity amirite)

08.03.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is wild to me that they radicalized people into creating paramilitary networks all over the country and now they’re gonna take away those peoples’ medicaid and SS payments

05.03.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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