@shittyhumanist.bsky.social
They say if you sleep in a dream, you sleep in real life. Pronouns: reply/guy
Holy shit great way to put it
20.09.2025 18:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What kind of bandwidth does the SSD interface have
31.07.2025 00:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They skedaddled once Ben Shapiro said we need to outlaw crime
17.07.2025 13:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tame Impeller
30.06.2025 22:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Immortalization of demoralization
30.06.2025 17:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Blues Clues Booze Cruise
29.06.2025 00:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Reality is a terrible environment for consciousness
26.06.2025 19:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This guy just wants you to join his oligopolycule
18.06.2025 13:40 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’ll tip my fedora and m’lady whoever I science-well please!
18.06.2025 04:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What if it is consensual play
12.06.2025 20:23 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thought this was from a campus protest at first
31.05.2025 19:16 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Elden Ring is basically Mario in 3D
24.05.2025 19:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0How could the strategy of cluelessly playing catch-up in the wrongest way possibly fail
20.05.2025 18:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Headphone jack?
25.04.2025 15:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0One of the most fucking depressing infographics I’ve ever seen
28.03.2025 03:22 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Cell 2: The Cellar
20.03.2025 05:21 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Any interesting findings you’re willing to share?
15.03.2025 16:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So it’s because he not only advertised the AfD, causing regular Germans to hate him, but also because the AfD already fucking hates Tesla. Masterful gambit dumbass
15.03.2025 05:48 — 👍 43 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There are some decent incumbents. I think it’s worth being strategic both because a more focused campaign is more likely to be successful, and voting out every incumbent could result in a break-even or worse scenario due to the revolving door. There’s always someone worse, sometimes someone better
14.03.2025 20:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They literally have worn golden diapers out of solidarity (liquidarity amirite)
08.03.2025 23:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It is wild to me that they radicalized people into creating paramilitary networks all over the country and now they’re gonna take away those peoples’ medicaid and SS payments
05.03.2025 22:45 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0His goal is almost never to convey a particular point or demonstrate knowledge on any subject. Every word he says is to build hype and fortify his cult of what passes for personality. It is how he has built his fortune. Treat him like a black box that will say or do anything to get richer
02.03.2025 05:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My girlfriend asked if Helly would keep her panties as cummy as possible to get back at her outie and all I could say is that we’ll never know because it’s Apple TV
22.02.2025 07:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Most goonacidal country on earth
06.02.2025 04:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you ❤️
06.02.2025 04:04 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What is this referring to?
06.02.2025 03:50 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Subs always have to obey the rear admiral
01.02.2025 20:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who was the guy in Les Mis?
Gene Vagine?
JFK at the podium:
“We jerk off, America, NOT because we are horny, but BECAUSE we are bored.”
Crowd goes bonkers
Neil DeGrasse Tyson on the toilet:
“I am the universe pooping into itself”
