Doug

hokey is an important part of ninja culture it's why they elect the most hokey one to be their king and call them hokage

life is so beautiful

now on my fridge, a Far Side comic showing a man and a woman emerging from a bunker onto a scorched hellscape "Thank God, Sylvia! We're alive!"

I love my therapist because she handed me this Far Side comic as soon as I walked in yesterday

lan party staple of all time

here's some of what i'm working with right now. chuffed about the atlatl but still working on the ranged level to actually use it lol

glad to see another farming respecter 🫡

oh we've made extremely similar progress in an extremely similar timeframe lol

PUT ME IN, COACH

"It was the first time I'd ever mentioned that thing out loud to someone and I got an ad for it three hours later!": The person you were talking to, whose device was on the same network as yours, went home and searched for the thing without tracker blocking off, after being in proximity to you.

*sigh* here we go again. Your phone is not listening to everything around you 24/7 for advertising purposes. *If* you have voice activation on for the assistant, the mic is listening for the activation phrase: the processing power for listening for a single specific phrase is much lower.

drew this instead of going to bed

The day where all of your enemies will admit that they were wrong will never come. You have to live for and build toward something else.

Hence some of the pitfalls of writing on the Internet, highly visible in e-mail, blogs, and responses to blogs. The mechanical ease and immediacy of electronic communication are deceptive. People write hurriedly, don't reread what they wrote, misread and are misread, get into quarrels, hurl insults, and use flame-throwers because they expect their writing to be understood as if they were talking. It's childish to assume people will understand unexpressed meanings. It's dangerous to confuse self-expression with communication.

Ursula K. Le Guin, spitting truth.

I am sorry 'The Last Supper' fans, 22 hours from now, I will take 'The Last Supper' down. I cannot take this anymore.

it might. old school runescape secretly does kind of rule is the thing

it sounds like you want to play old school runescape

hell yeah Sylvia!

Imagine Scooby Doo saying "Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori". It would be terrible. In fact, I don't think that Scooby Doo should read any war poems out loud. He can respect the fallen in other ways.

My opinion is that there should be one big button labeled "opt out" and when you click it it should opt you out. Just in general.

Perfect screenshot. Worf as a focal point is already killer, then your eyes travel to Data in the friar haircut and you think "this can't possibly get any better," and then there's the finishing blow of Geordi in his space visor plucking a lute

how is he so based every time

guy you've only played online so far it's too soon for you to decide you hate moving models around

this is what peak performance looks like

ok well. yes that is true

i think they would have been talking about the current one but they would have meant it about older ones too

americans are cooked frosh

it's all new models this range refresh that RESPECT YOUR ELDERS