Alice Roth

ok every day is hell but imagine being scared of npr and pbs lmao

02.05.2025 22:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

real brooklyn bait & switch to advertise dumbo when yr on the incredibly chaotic schermerhorn st

06.03.2025 15:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it's very funny to me that i tweeted this at 9:53am. like this was me clocking into work for the day

26.02.2025 02:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

love how this looks like windex is advertising they dump their bottles straight into the ocean

26.11.2024 13:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

me: Hong Sang-soo's "A Traveler's Needs" is like playing an open world RPG as Isabelle Huppert

my family: please just let us enjoy thanksgiving together

25.11.2024 21:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

was walking down the subway stairs and a guy said "don't come down here! im pissing" like i had just opened a bathroom door without knocking???

24.11.2024 18:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hmm i have an idea

19.11.2024 21:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it brings me great comfort to see rich ppl walking their dogs bc i know that they, too, have to pick up shit

19.11.2024 13:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I bet memory foam wishes it could forget some things

18.11.2024 22:08 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

saorsie ronan in atonement, age 12

saorsie ronan in blitz, age 29

by law, saorsie ronan must be in a quietly devastating WWII drama every other decade

17.11.2024 15:01 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

i have been off social media for a bit so im very sorry if someone has already done this

14.11.2024 19:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this whole week

14.11.2024 19:58 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i was just trying to be funny man

10.03.2024 21:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

when u see two people with a lingering embrace on the street that’s called a Past Lives

09.03.2024 18:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ok! hi!

08.03.2024 14:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

should i start posting here

08.03.2024 14:45 — 👍 18    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0