Maul SIMPathizer 😡💋

Don’t let them spin this Signal debacle as if it’s no big deal. It’s an epic national security failure and a massive story.

remember when jack black destroyed his band to apologize to donald trump

finsihed lockdown! onto another maul book!

I spend so much of my time trying to anticipate what people want me to say that I don’t know what I wanna say sometimes

halsey is touring EEEEEE

ill cry for anakin every time

i finished my maul focused rewatch 🥲

give me…. some of the top shelf maul media. im almost done with my book!! I think there’s another ebook and i own all the maul comics… what else???

my coworker and me were talking about Taylor Swift and she’s convinced she’s gonna do something for the Super Bowl and I’m like…. im not the same kind of fan as you? that would piss me off?? during black history month???

best cock on the block today

SHE HOPES IM CURSED FOREVER TO SLEEP ON A TWIN SIZED MATTRESS MY WHOLEEEEEEE LIIIIIFEEE

i suck at making people feel better because they’re like “im sad because of this thing thats not actually happening” and im like “there’s no indication that that’s true? its okay.” and they get WORSE 😭😭😭😭

Feeling like I’m living my own twisted, darker version of Liberty Kids rn

Literally that conversation 😭 i tried to make him get it, thankfully my mom didn’t was like “you dont understand” and explained to him again

im so happy that pedro is getting a check but i will not be seeing that movie

where are youuuuu #blacksky

guess what i got??? i heard that the mosterfucker girlies were eating and i gave in!!!

they’re not gonna get rid of w marriage because the passport bros will throw a fit but…. eeeeee

cause he’s 60+ and doesn’t understand how things have changed.

yes…. my father telling me to get a state job. a state job. a government job. in 2025

honestly think some of the hesitation here is that no one wants to sound like a crank. i was talking at an event last night and even i felt like a crank while i was speaking!

nodding off to #theweeknd’new album

THEN when he got tired of that for a minute and was like "brb I gotta go fuck over palpatine" and had a whole comic about him and some other questionables try to fuck with him. He could see even then that Palpatine low key ruined him from birth! If that he raised you, you’d be fucked up too!

scared to take my two strands out because my hair is too MUCH

Then Savage rolled up, helped his bro out and the first thing he does? Seek out Kenobi. He had fuckin priorities in check from the jump. Murdered a whole village just to get his attention. So hard working!!! PAY ATTENTION TO HIM!!! Grind hustle mindset honestly

He’s so precious! I think about the fact that Darth Maul got cut in half, managed to attach himself a whole spider robot body, keep himself mildly sane by chanting sith laws and clinging to his anger for who knows how long in that hole. He was eating whatever fell down there!

A thread of my love for Darth Maul:

please send me more black weebs im begging

i think i’ll have to move my darth maul thread to here too