A Gunston

Idea: Sweeney Todd but so, so small.

Attend the tale of Teeny Todd.

People in K Dramas clap so much. Do Koreans clap that often?
Is there a cultural clap gap?
Am I clapist?

Lifeblood: can you please donate blood please please please we need it so bad WE NEED YOUR BLOOD WE NEED IT GIVE IT TO US PLEASE!!!

*Me, an IBS girly who experiences symptoms at least every few weeks*

Lifeblood: not if ur gonna be like that

are you sure because it is 2025 and I just found this thread because I was looking up if he had bluesky. HELP ME.

Gyms need to have more fat and disabled people in their ads. I know a lot of people are going there trying to lose weight etc but the way to get them in the door is to ensure they know that people won't stare at them or mock them

I try to be a trans ally intentionally all the time. But I'm also unintentionally a trans ally when I immediately forget someone's deadname when they change their name.
Like beep boop it's deleted I need that space for dog breeds

Tag me when it happens

We must take the microphones away from white people for a start (I am a white people)

Miley Cyrus' rhyming scheme really stresses me out.

I know it's wrong, but I love calling multiple moose "meese"

Whenever the dating apps tell us we've missed a match, do they expect us to be suddenly sad about it? Like "Oh no I COULD have had that person I swiped left on because I didn't want them"

Never change, Australia. (Just kidding, this is hilarious but VOTE GODDAMN IT)

Man, I have the schadenest freude right now. #auspol

I am so good at fucking up my ankles. Do you reckon I can put it on my resume?

Hey sapiosexuals, what do y'all do when ya gf adderall wear off n she no lomger smart just hangry n evil huh

Is Ben Elton on any social media? I fucking hate how every few years I have to glance at Blind Faith and wonder if Trump read it. The critics said it was too "in your face" buuuut....

It's fucking diabolical that post offices are open 9-5. What do you mean you won't drop the package off at my house because of a "locked gate" (my house has no gate) and then I have to leave work to go get it. And if I want to go on a weekend I have to get in there by lunch time? Bsffr

They should move the seasons back a month so that the weather fits better. But also no they shouldn't because then Australian September would be in Winter and I do NOT want to be a Winter baby ew ick ugh

They did, it comes in that little set with the play cash register

Nothing pleases me more when I'm a little bit sick than googling all my symptoms, measuring my temperature every 12.5 seconds and going "AUGHHH" frequently

The amount of sauces and dressings I've just straight up drunk in the search for a sliver of dopamine is wildly high.
I've experienced flavour intensities you normies can only dream of.
Side note: my stomach is ruined

Oh darling. A little LESS mushrooms, I think.
(Kidding, consider this a prompt for more mushies)

I feel like the grinch in the middle of that cake tasting contest. But like, for marvel.

Topshop take pictures of their models like they don't want you to know what the clothes look like

Some Australian politicians could learn the same lesson

I don't get it, nothing is showing up except normal stuff 😭 why won't the internet show me the pervy little freaks?? (Except Jerry)

Me: huh, i'm ovulating, but i'm not getting the weird symptoms

Also me:
- skin doing weird hormonal shit
- can't look anyone in the eye because i'll fall in love with them
- found a man VERY sexy for his fathering skills
- want 2 kiss all my friends???

Congratulations

CUUUUUTE

RIP and also rip i guess