The fake Michael Bertrand

Somebody messed with them.

Holy shit, Dems winning in Texas now 🤣

Well I don't know about the AA's but you can bet that at something as huge as the Oscars, the competition for the Most Woke Acceptance Speech will be fierce.

Especially with such a very clear target to tee off on.

Your Mom’s laptop is old and it gets a different internet” 🤣

#snl

A legend in his own lunch! LOL!

If you’re still hoping that Politicians are going to take action so that you don’t have to, you are part of the problem.

It was Melania, she needs to get the negative attention off of her movie flop.

Macha rollcake with redbean paste and cream. Was the birthday cake. :3

No doubt published in "Derp!" magazine.

YES! Such marvelously dramatic, almost operatic film making.

Ooooh I love carnitas SO MUCH. And it's so hard find up here in Canada. I got addicted to it when I lived in Silicon Valley.

I don't miss the climate but DAMN do I miss the food.

Carnitas for dinner!🤤

Please do not use song lyrics in book titles.

As a person whose head is always tuned to Free Association Radio, I cannot even.

For 30 YEARS now, people have been able to tell I've done the M's because I'm involuntarily humming 'O Holy Night' 😱

(Ann-Marie, I still love you anyway)

Never thought of this before, but I agree! I too am permanently tuned to that station and it's hard enough to get things done without ending up with random stuff playing in my head without someone sticking song lyrics where they don't belong!! :)

I'm for whatever produces the best results for all.

Remember that a little pressure applied consistently can change the course of an entire battleship.

And the fact that you can't see the change yet doesn't mean it isn't happening, any more than not being able to see that the hour hand of a clock move means time has stopped.

YouTube video by Lizzy & the Triggermen When that Man is Dead and Gone (1941) - Protest song against Hitler (Live Take)

Thank God we'll never need this song again.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDkh...

I blame Disney for giving me an entirely unrealistic notion of what getting drunk will be like. #pinkelephants

They should stop making new games for like 25 years so I can start to catch up

I hear that to the tune of the "Uh-oh, Spaghetti-os!" theme.

Morning.

YouTube video by TheBradLapLyrics Our Lady Peace - Innocent (Lyrics)

To the tune of : youtu.be/goNFVz8nFlU?...

Alex Pretti: Licensed to carry a firearm
ICE: Licensed to kill
Don't give me any NRA bullshit about "good guys with guns"

Um no. I need groceries. :P

Hopefully other companies are doing a better job.

This is what happens when your computer crashes are also car crashes. The stakes are rather high.

But I want this technology to succeed.

Because I can't drive. :P

To me, she was always Lola Heatherton.

That absolute nightmare trainwreck terror of a human being felt so damn real that she lives forever in my head.

She's the sort of person you desperately hope doesn't notice you at a party. The kind that makes people quietly leave

RIP, Catherine O'Hara.

We have to treat it like an organized crime investigation.

Want leniency? Give up everyone above you.

Climb that pyramid all the way to the top.

BREAKING: Bernie Sanders is introducing an amendment to cut ICE’s $75 billion funding increase, and to use those funds to restore the federal cuts to health care.

Trust me, talent is not a myth. I can say that because I have loads of it. :)

My point is that people who would never learn to draw can now express their visual imagination.

And most of what they make will be crap. Most of everything is crap, like Sturgeon said.

There'll also be miracles.

Why commit senseless acts of brutality against helpless deer when you could be wholesomely ripping people's spines out like God intended? :P